The subtitle is not a joke. Lilli began her life as a comic – just a single drawing, with a line of her saying something funny – in the German newspaper Bild. Drawn by German artist Reinhard Beuthien, it ran from 1952-1961. With her child-like face, perfect slim figure, and long blond hair that she carried as a ponytail, Lilli was an attractive young woman. Also, she was saucy, sexy, independent and single: not at all as you would imagine young women to be in 1950’s Germany. It’s unsurprising that “Bild-Lilli” had her fans, and that dolls in her image would be produced from 1955 on. Though these were originally meant not as toys, but for marketing purposes.
When Mattel co-founder Ruth Handler went to Germany on holiday in 1956, she discovered the dolls and wanted to bring them to the American market. She had her designers create a new doll based on Lilli, and released her under the name “Barbie” in 1959. It seems Handler was afraid of copyright claims by the original producers. For Wikipedia tells us: “Mattel acquired the rights to Lilli in 1964, and all the promotional and merchandising activities related to the character were discontinued after then.” So, yes: while Mattel changed details here and there, Barbie was originally indeed a German girl named Lilli. Though looking at the All-American girl Barbie embodies today (also her animated movies, as well as the recent live-action one), it’s hard to recognize Lilli in Barbie nowadays.
However, long before the sale of rights, in 1958, Lilli had her own live-action movie. [I wonder if Mattel buying Lilli is why I haven’t seen this movie on TV for 30 years or more. It has never been released on videotape, DVD or Blu-ray.] This starred Danish actress Ann Smyrner, who won the role in a contest. Smyrner spoke only a little German, so was dubbed by German voice actress Margot Leonard. She would go on to fame for also dubbing Marilyn Monroe, Brigitte Bardot, Honor Blackman and Diana Rigg – basically, everyone young, female and sexy in 1950s and 60s cinema. I mention her especially, because I think that without her voice, Lilli might not have worked so well as a film character.
In this story, Lilli works as a reporter for a newspaper. Her introduction is already notable, driving an elegant sports car at high speed into a parked vehicle. When a policeman tries to fine her, she flatters and confuses him, kisses him on the cheek and leaves. In the newspaper office, she resists the flirtation of her boss with a move – is it early martial arts? – that leaves him on the ground. Really, we had not seen a female character like that in a German movie. It might have been slightly different in America, with some female characters in westerns and swashbucklers, but here, this was new. Although things were about to change, as I remember Lieselotte Pulver, whose Spessart Inn series of films began the same year.
Lilli is sent to report on a missionary congress in Sicily, getting there by ship. Honestly, I sincerely doubt this movie was filmed there, because we hardly see any Italian landscapes here. You see signs in Italian painted on walls indicating this is a hotel, a restaurant and so on. It’s meant to convince you that you are there because… well… it’s written in Italian language, so it must be Italy, right? Most of the scenes are inside on sets, and all of these might well have been in a German film studio. Also, some characters speak German with a fake Italian accent. It might have been convincing for a German audience in the 50s, but these feel kind of hilarious nowadays. (Although we still get German actors playing Italian characters, at least they leave out the fake accents now!) The opening credits say “Produced in the Arca studios, Berlin”, a facility which also produced a movie set partly in Africa!
But let’s be fair. For a 50s movie, Lilli’s adventure is quite exciting. She meets an old man (Siegfried Schürenberg) onboard the ship, who asks her for a favor and soon turns up dead in his cabin. She finds money printing plates in her room. Her investigations in Sicily lead her to a car garage where a traitor from a gang (Friedrich Joloff) is killed. As one of the murderers tries to abuse Lilli, he accidentally tears off her dress, leading to Lilli running away in her lingerie, causing a commotion in the streets until friendly sailors bring her back to the hotel.
Another body appears, this time in her hotel room, and she gets friendly with potential love interest Mr. Morton (Hoven). He turns out to be up to no good, offering the gangsters a hand in getting the printing plates – most of these gangsters (including the gangster lady, below) are obviously not smart enough to deal with Lilli. When her little Italian friend is kidnapped, the big bad turns out to be the priest who accompanied her already on the ship (Peters). Lilli escapes, and has her sailor friends beat up the criminals in their own pub. The movie ends with the gangsters arrested, and Morton turns out to be Lieutenant Collins of Interpol, working undercover to help capture the villain. As Lilli already had Collins tied to a chair, she leaves her love interest struggling to free himself – a bit of revenge on her part.
Thinking about it, Lilli seems to spend most of the movie’s runtime escaping from some dangerous place or situation. She shoots with a gun at a vase, and engages in a – for the 50s – acceptable car chase. She even drives backwards, and fakes her own death by tossing the car down a slope, Dr. No style. Though probably not acceptable for today anymore, she does it all in high-heels. But that trope is ironically subverted, when after that big chase, one of her high-heels breaks. This seems to be a bigger nuisance for her than the chase! But I have to say: for a German production, in a time when there were virtually no local crime films and no one would have understood the meaning of an “action movie” here, this film is almost ground-breaking.
However, that doesn’t mean it is “good”. Lilli survives more due to luck than intelligence, and her enemies aren’t too bright either. Characters often don’t react as would be appropriate or logical. Why the chief of police (Rudolf Platte) feels the need to chase Lilli, because a body was found in her room, escapes me; she is hardly a danger to the public. Morton walking into the gangsters’ den and immediately being accepted by them is implausible. Lilli and Morton kissing, when they have barely met or exchanged more than three words, is even more so. The revelation of the priest being the villain has no punch at all, despite clearly being intended as a big twist. Another problem is dialogue which doesn’t give enough information for scenes to work or have impact. But then, this is close to the first attempt at a German crime movie after WWII, and doesn’t take itself too seriously. Lilli is adequately sassy, some of the gangsters are quite simple minded, and everyone falls head over heels for Lilli, as if they had never seen a beautiful girl before.
The cast is almost a “Who’s Who” of German actors at the time. Schürenberg (the German dubbing voice of Clark Gable and Shere Khan in The Jungle Book) would become very well-known due to his “Sir John” character in the Edgar Wallace movies. They also often featured Peters prominently, who made a career out of playing secondary villains. He would later appear in Dario Argento’s first giallo and could be seen next to Sean Connery in A Fine Madness (1966). Platte was a very well-known actor who started in films in 1929 and would work into the 1970s. Joloff was part of SF-TV series Raumpatrouille Orion (“Space Command Orion“, 1966), a German equivalent to Star Trek, and the German voice of James Mason and Dr. No. The Austrian Hoven had a big run in 50s and 60s German genre cinema, then became a director of horror and erotic movies at the end of the sixties. But perhaps the biggest name appears at the end. Udo Jürgens was a huge star in the German music scene, with hit after hit until his death in 2014. Here, he sings the title and end songs, and plays one of the sailors.
After this movie Smyrner made a career in German and Italian movies of the Sixties, appearing in German krimis, romances, adventure movies, westerns and even the early wave of erotic comedies at the end of the decade. She could also be seen in two early American SF movies. According to another well-known actress, Smyrner was interested in both men and women, though struggled with her image as an early “sex bomb”. After she left the film scene, when German film production effectively stopped in the early 70s, she started to write articles for Danish newspapers, mostly about theological themes.
The Lilli movie, though almost forgotten today, paved the way for things to come. One year later, crime-comedy Nick Knatterton, based on another beloved comic strip, from magazine Quick, made it to the big screen with a similarly impressive cast. 1959 also saw the release of the first Edgar Wallace movie Der Frosch mit der Maske (“Face of the Frog”). That crime film focused more on horror, and was a major hit with audiences, leading to a series of 32 Edgar Wallace movies through 1972. Obviously, the less serious approach of Lilli, didn’t quite click with audiences at the time. But without this kind of pioneering work, would we have seen what came after? This little flick is amusing fluff, doesn’t harm anyone, and might have been a revelation for German girls in the 50s, with no other choices than becoming a house wife or a secretary! While the story is kind of a fantasy, Lilli shows there may be alternatives.
Dir: Hermann Leitner Star: Ann Smyrner, Adrian Hoven, Claude Farell, Werner Peters
a.k.a. Lilli – ein Mädchen aus der Großstadt
Astrid Lindgren (1907-2002) was an acclaimed Swedish author of children books, probably best known for her Pippi Longstocking books (1945-48). It’s heroine was a “break all the rules” child character, behaving in a way seen as both unthinkable and inacceptable in the 1940s. They were possibly influenced by the earlier Anne of Green Gables books by L.M. Montgomery, but also by the little girls Lindgren knew, as well as her own childhood memories. It is interesting to note that the character was often used by early feminists as a role model – and still is today, by those who are critical of the system. Indeed, it is said that Stieg Larsson’s dark anti-heroine Lisbeth Salander was inspired by Pippi.
Lindgren had a huge impact on modern ideas of how children should be treated and raised, in a way often seen as anti-establishment. She went on to write many more children’s books that were equally beloved, though Pippi probably remains her most famous character. In 1978 she initial declined the “Peace Price of the German Book Trade”, giving a speech in which she spoke against violence ever being used in raising children. She also remained an important voice in Swedish politics, and many of her books were turned under her watchful eye into movies and TV series, often co-productions between Swedish film companies and German TV channels. According to Wikipedia, Lindgren is the world’s 18th most translated author, and it is estimated her books have sold 167 million copies worldwide, in 95 different languages. There is even an asteroid named after her!
The Book (1981) – a.k.a. “Memories are made of this”
Literary rating: ★★★★★
Kick-butt quotient: ☆☆
In her later life, Lindgren’s novels became more grown-up, though still being written for children, and definitely took on a darker tone. In 1973’s The Brothers Lionheart, she dealt with heavy subjects like suicide, mortality and the trauma of losing a beloved one. It was much discussed at the time of publication, though can with good conscience still be called a fantasy book. Her final, and maybe best, novel was Ronia, the Robber’s Daughter (original title: Ronja rövardotter). This is a return into the Swedish woods Lindgren loved so much. She had to leave her home-town in the province of Småland, after becoming pregnant as a single young woman. She re-located to Stockholm, married and had a second child but never returned. Many of her books play out in small towns, on islands or in fantasy countries, and deal with the loneliness of young children, as well as their friendships and adventures with each other.
It is never stated explicitly when the story takes place, but it can be estimated at some time in the early middle ages. Ronia is the daughter of Matt (original: Mattis), chief of a robber gang living in the so-called “Mattiswood”, and his wife Lovis. As a young child in the forest, she discovers fantastic and deeply frightening creatures such as gnomes and trolls, as well as the deadly harpies (original: vildvittror – there’s no English equivalent, since they are an original invention by Lindgren). Matt’s castle was split in two by a lightning bolt on the day of Ronia’s birth. Eventually, another group of robbers settles in the other half – much to Matt’s annoyance as he has been fighting their chief, Borka, since his youth. Ronia herself initially despises Borka’s son, Birk. But after some initial resistance she grows fond of him and they explore the Mattiswood, although their friendship has to remain a secret. Unfortunately, a situation occurs where she has to choose between her friend and her father.
That’s the story, in an admittedly brief nutshell. You can see touches of Romeo and Juliet in it, but the story may also have autobiographical aspects, Lindgren dealing with her own relationship to her father. We don’t know for sure, and the book is much more than a story. It’s a plea to overcome hatred, plus a depiction of growing up and the circle of life. This is seen in the character of “Bald-Per”, a supporting but important character, who serves as a father figure to Matt. He shares the love for untamed nature, beautiful as well as cruel. It’s also about the value of friendship and taking a stand for who you are and for whom you care for. That’s quite a lot to chew on, and more than most children’s books ever dare to offer their young readers.
The book was originally published in 1981 with illustrations by long-time Lindgren-collaborator Ilon Wikland and became – like most of Lindgren’s books – a big success. It has been turned into a movie, a TV series, an anime series, a musical and a stage play several times.
The original movie and TV series (1984) – a.k.a. “A mainstay of 1980s children’s fantasy”
Movie rating: ★★★
TV series rating: ★★★
Inevitably, it became a movie and TV series, as with her Pippi or Emil of Lönneberga books. In most cases, the process was to produce a TV series, with an edited version then released in cinemas. It’s still the case with many Swedish series today, e. g. The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. In this case “edited” is not quite accurate, since it was meant to be a movie and a TV series from the beginning. There is some confusion over different cuts of the TV series: in Germany it was shown in three parts, but Sweden saw it in six. Both the movie and TV versions have some scenes which didn’t make it into the other. The movie runs two hours, the TV series 15 minutes longer. As the usual director of Lindgren adaptations, Olle Hellbom, had died, this was directed by Tage Danielsson, a former actor in Lindgren movies himself: he also died, shortly after finishing the movie.
In general, this wonderful film stays true to Lindgren’s book – not too surprising, considering she wrote the screenplay. It also fits the era’s desire to embrace nature and natural environments. In the 80s, the world was suffering from environmental pollution, smog and acid rain, leading to the German expression “Waldsterben” (the death of woods). Chemical and industrial waste was being fed into rivers, we had the hole in the ozone layer and so on. At the same time, the 80s was a period when the fantasy genre dominated screens for the first time in a big way. America gave us movies such as Legend, Labyrinth and Willow. Europe produced Excalibur, The NeverEnding Story and Time Bandits. While on TV there was Robin of Sherwood.
But while the movie was beloved, I had problems with it, despite my young age. First of all, the characters looked different from the book illustrations. Ronia, who had dark curls in the book, had long flowing hair; Birk, whose hair was like a copper helmet, had curls. I also found issue with the child actors, in particular, that they seemed much too young. Based on the illustrations and what went on in the story, I always figured Ronia and Birk to be in their early teens: here the actors were 11 years old, and didn’t fit my own inner image of them. The special effects… alright, while you wouldn’t expect something on the level of George Lucas and ILM, I found them unsatisfying, especially the harpies. They were so intimidating and loaded with a frightening, sadistic aura in the book. Here? Actresses in costumes in front of a badly lit green-screen.
However, revisiting both recently, I can say: The movie wasn’t as bad as I thought. I still had to cope with the beautiful, touching prose of Lindgren, stressing the feeling of loneliness, emotional pain and danger, being replaced with something closer to a bucolic comedy, seriously underplaying the dramatic conflicts inherent in and so vital to the story. Especially, Börje Ahlstedt, who played Matt, steals the limelight from everyone else when on screen. Which is not necessarily a good thing: while Matt is a key character and, to some degree, the antagonist, young actress Hanna Zetterberg can hardly stand up against him. That said, I do think Zetterberg, and Dan Håfström as Birk, gave good performances for their age, and the movie has grown on me over the decades. Though, I guess you wouldn’t show children as young as these swimming naked in a movie today, for obvious reasons. But the 80s were a more innocent time.
Wikipedia tells me the movie was the Swedish entry for the Best Foreign Language Film at the 58th Academy Awards, although it did not get nominated. Though it was awarded the Silver Bear at the 35th Berlin International Film Festival, and was also the highest-grossing film of the year in Sweden. So, what the heck do I know?
The anime (2014) – a.k.a. “Doing justice to the book”
Anime rating: ★★★★
Since I always loved the book, through multiple re-readings, I always wished for a better adaptation. Who would have thought that it would come in the form of Japanese anime? Goro Miyazaki, the son of the great Hayao Miyazaki, turned the children classic into a 26-episode series, original running from October 2014 to March 2015. It was a co-production between Dwango, NHK, NHK Enterprises, Polygon Pictures and Studio Ghibli. I believe it is the only TV series Ghibli ever produced, though they did some TV movies. It has to be said – and it’s my one big complaint – that this is not really animated, in the sense of hand-drawn, but is CGI-animated,, and it… uhm… shows. So do not expect the greatness of a typical Studio Ghibli movie, and less still the overwhelming greatness of a Hayao Miyazaki movie. What was not acceptable for a long time, was that it was only available in the West in over-priced DVD volumes, and not everyone is willing to lay out 120 Euro or more. But now, you can get the whole collection for a fraction of that price – or just stream it online.
But the show itself is great. I was initially at odds with an anime style that, in typical Ghibli fashion, had Ronia looking more like Heidi. Yet it is an adaptation that leaves hardly anything out from the book. Even tiny details and the imaginings of Ronia, find their way in this visual translation. Events that are only told by others, like some robbers getting captured by the law, are depicted here too. And finally, they get the character of Birk right, one that was totally misrepresented in the previous version. It’s my absolute conviction we will never get an adaptation of the material more true to the original story than this.
Bald-Per, who became such a clown in the first live-action version, regains the deeper aspect of wisdom and irony that he possessed in the novel. I really love the depiction of the supernatural beings of the wood, such as those trying to lure Ronia into their underground realm. The harpies finally get the unique beauty and horrific grandeur, I wanted them to have – extra kudos for casting Angelina Jolie’s German voice actress in that role! The only thing to disappoint me is, once again, the age of the children. While Ronia and Birk have the right hairstyles, they seem even younger. Still, I must recommend the series to everyone who has read and loved the book, and wants a faithful adaptation. This show doesn’t downplay the more grown-up aspects of the novel – which is strange, considering the author did that when adapting her own book for the screen previously.
The new TV series (2022) – a.k.a. “Modernizing a classic”
TV series rating: ★★★
After a long time where no one seemed to have access to the new adaptation, it would finally be shown on German TV over Christmas 2024. Or, to be exact, the first season, containing six episodes, was shown; the second, also in six parts, screened the following Easter. Part of the reason for the long wait was due to the show being used to launch a new Scandinavian streaming channel, that never really was successful, got into trouble, and as far as I believe, has ceased to exist. The series was a co-production with the public German TV channel ARD. Traditionally, German TV has a long history in co-producing Scandinavian TV series, starting with the Pippi Longstocking TV show in the 1960s. This version was written by Hans Rosenfeldt, one of those responsible for the very successful Danish crime series, The Killing, and the director is Lisa James Larsson.
The most interesting things are the changes to the story. While mostly true to the original, new characters, scenes and an additional plot have been added. There’s a corrupt sheriff in the nearby town, paid off by Borka, but who is put under pressure by the female town leader Valdir. Also, female bounty hunters Cappa and Smarvis are added, and employ a black man to go undercover in Matthis’ gang. Obviously in 2022 a diversity quota must be fulfilled, even though two weaponed women hardly make sense in medieval Sweden. I doubt Lindgren would have approved of the female warrior type, such a common trope today, since her message was always about children and peace. Though I don’t necessarily complain about it!
But it has to be said: half the screen time in the series is dedicated to these new characters, not from Lindgren and not part of the book. It’s all added by the filmmakers of their own accord. I’m not sure I like their choices. It unnecessarily complicates an otherwise simple story, and shifts it away from the fantastical aspects, becoming too much a social message-board on poverty, inclusion and discrimination. Main characters have been slightly changed: Matthis comes across here as a more down-to-earth, common-sense type, a father justifiably worried about his daughter, rather than the classic, hotheaded version.
On the other hand Lovis, Ronja’s mother, appears much less bossy than previous versions, and Bald-Per is less a weird, obnoxious old man, and more an understanding mentor that touches Ronia’s (and our) heart. These are changes you have to digest, although they are not necessarily bad. Key elements from the story are still here, such as the Wolf’s song Lovis always sings for Ronia, the Glupa Fall, and the wonderful idea of Lindgren’s that a child must make their own experiences outside, even though it’s dangerous. [No modern parents would let their children into a wood full of dangerous creatures!] These have been retained and take on an initiation form. “What are you watching out for today?”, asks Bald-Per, when Ronia leaves again for the wood after having encountered grey gnomes and harpies first-hand, just days before.
FX-wise this new version is definitely up-to-date compared with the old version. But in the latter’s defense, there were no computers doing effects in movies then, so it had to rely on puppets and animatronics. For the first time the Grey Gnomes appear here as really frightening. Unfortunately, the design of the Harpies has been changed. They look more like large CGI-animated predatory birds while originally, they were hybrids of ravishing beautiful women with birds. For me they always symbolized the dark side of grown-up female sexuality and cruelty, and therefore Ronia’s unspoken anxiety of becoming a grown-up woman herself. This is, of course, only my interpretation, but I find it regrettable this shadowy aspect was totally abandoned here.
What you lose on one side, you gain on the other. I love very much the idea that Matthis takes Ronia on her first raid. Seeing with her own eyes what the robbers do, shatters Ronia’s image of her father and cements her decision never to become like him. While this became a subject later in the book, too, it never played such an important role. I actually do think this scene is an improvement. Interestingly, Ronia shows no qualms when the robbers kill a reindeer for food. I suspect Lindgren might have rejected that scene, though it’s logical that in winter the robbers have to become hunters.
Admittedly, some things don’t make sense to me, such as there being quite a lot of black people in this show. Undis, Borka’s wife, does not look very Scandinavian to me. Honestly, folks, this plays in Sweden, around the 13th century, when the population was likely quite homogenously Caucasian. Do we really need the standard equality nonsense here, too? As noted the strong social justice message replaces the essential core of the original story, about the love of nature and overcoming hostilities. Though Lindgren likely wouldn’t have objected, since she was clearly left-leaning! Also, when Ronia is little she is blond with straight hair; when she becomes a teen, she is a brunette with curls, as she should be. Couldn’t they cast a little girl with brunette curls for the early scenes?
I still like the story, though if I had to choose, my vote would probably go to either the 1984 version or the anime series. One problem I find in all versions is the representation of Ronia and Birk. This is no exception. While I think the actors for Ronia (Kerstin Linden) and Birk (Jack Bergenholtz Henriksson) are absolutely adequate, and I like that for the first time ever the characters are shown as a bit older, more in keeping with the idea of the book. I somehow still miss the hotheadedness and impulsivity Ronia embodies, a character trait she definitely inherited from Matthis, as well as the cocky arrogance Birk displayed in the book. That said, I like the new version of the characters nevertheless.
In general, the new version can stand on its own feet but feels a bit toned down and tame compared with the original. The fantastic aspects play more a supporting role here, which I find less satisfying, and a clear minus point is that the enormous love of Lindgren for this magical wood and nature is hardly felt. Yes, the Swedish landscapes are beautiful as they should be. But the feeling this wild, magical forest was essential to tell Ronia’s story isn’t there anymore. The story loses quite a bit when its ending is changed, with Cappa and and a group of soldiers invading Matthis’ part of the castle to take revenge for the death of her father, for which Matthis’ father was responsible. This revenge story doesn’t fit Lindgren’s attitude to life and beliefs, and its solution comes out of nowhere: Cappa and Smarvis vanish from the story without ever being mentioned again.
While the original story was mostly adapted 1:1, this new story-line feels as if someone took an existing work by a famous artist and paints some additional elements and characters into it. It just feels wrong, and dilutes the original. This was really not necessary, and for me, is a sign of the vanity of the new writers and film makers who think they can “improve” upon Lindgren and make her timeless story “more contemporary”. That said, the new series is still watchable and entertaining.
Over the years, Ronja Rövardotter has become a similar national icon for Sweden like Lindgren’s other great heroine, Pippi Longstocking. The book and its characters have stood the test of time and can rightfully be called a classic. I wouldn’t be too surprised if one day, in the not-so-distant future, we get another version of Ronia. The good thing is that – up until now, at least – Hollywood has not tried to give us an Americanized version of her, unlike Pippi or Lisbeth Salander!
Inspired by Jim’s impressive research and writing on all things Joan of Arc, this is my attempt to try out something similar concerning Martha Jane Canary (or Cannary, since the spelling seems to constantly change, depending on who is writing about her) – better known as Calamity Jane. This is NOT intended to be about the real person, who lived from around 1856 until 1903, but its topic is the Western myth she has become. I won’t delve into her real history. A short biography can be found at the beginning of my review on the animated series The Legend of Calamity Jane but occasionally I will refer to certain aspects of her real life in the reviews here, too.
She herself worked quite a bit on her own legend, by inventing stories about herself. Dime novel writers and reporters helped, so much that it has almost become impossible to separate the real person from the fictional character she became. Over the course of over a century, Calamity Jane has constantly inspired film makers, authors and artists to create their own interpretation of her.
The idea of a cross-dressing woman with a rifle and a whip, breaking the rule book for women, drinking, going her own way and experiencing adventures in the world of men and what we now call the “Wild West”, attracts a lot of people who can impose their own wishes, dreams, desires, hopes and fears on that colorful character. Calamity Jane can be almost everything for everyone.
May the dedicated reader find his own preferred version of Calamity Jane in the many different stories cited below!
Films
Wild Bill and Calamity Jane in the Days of ’75 and ’76 (1915)
Dir: The Hart Brothers
It seems that this obscure film is the first to feature Calamity Jane at all. I could not find it online, just a 4 1/2 minutes snippet about it on YouTube, so no star-ranking here. A.L. Johnson stars as Wild Bill and Freeda Hartzell Romine as Jane Cassidy aka Calamity Jane. I’ve no idea why her family name of Cannary (or Canary) was changed here to Cassidy. The movie is said to be 70 minutes long and obviously is one of the earliest film productions of Nebraska (though the filmmakers themselves were from Omaha, the movie was produced for the “Black Hills Feature Film Company”).
The story has been described as Wild Bill and Jack McCall being in a love triangle with Calamity Jane. It is also said that Calamity Jane frequently wears “skirts rather than buckskins” in the movie. I have the feeling that this here is more about Bill (who shows a white-clothed and skirted Jane in the first scene how to shoot) than about her. General Custer is also part of the character ensemble. However, the film is of historical value, since genuine Sioux Native Americans from the Pine Ridge Reservation as well as soldiers from Fort Robinson, were cast as extras. It also includes some nice shots of how Nebraska looked in 1915, which is a real glimpse into the past.
Caught (1931) Dir: Edward Sloman
Again, all I could find was an 11-minute snippet on YouTube, so no star-ranking here. Let’s begin with a summary, directly from the IMDb: “Calamity Jane is a tough and rowdy woman in the old West who owns a saloon and gambling joint (and runs a cattle rustling operation as a sideline). One day she hires a pretty but naive young woman to work as a saloon girl, and finds that the girl is bringing out the maternal instincts she never knew she had. Those instincts are put to the test when a US army cavalry troop arrives to clean up the town and the girl and the young lieutenant in charge of the troop fall in love, and Calamity Jane may know something about the lieutenant that the girl doesn’t.”
So much for that: the whole movie is just 68 minutes long. Louise Dresser plays the charismatic heroine here but appears more like an overweight middle-aged brothel madam with a heart of gold. In the snippet we see her protect a young girl from being abused by a saloon guest, and walking around in a woman’s dress. That is very far away from how Calamity Jane is usually portrayed on film – young and beautiful. But, ironically, it might be closer to the real person, going by photos of Martha Jane Cannary, and the claim the historical Calamity Jane once worked for a time as a prostitute. Oh, and there is no Wild Bill here, so I guess this movie does not try to couple Calamity with him.
The Plainsman (1936)
★★★½
Dir: Cecil B. DeMille
The real beginning of Calamity Jane movies is a mixed bag in my opinion, though directed by the great Cecil B. DeMille (The Ten Commandments). The story feels less like a cohesive whole, and more like a string of separate episodes, intended to bring together historic characters such as Lincoln, General Custer, Bill Cody (a.k.a. Buffalo Bill), Wild Bill Hickok and, last but not least, Calamity Jane. Most of these people never met in real life – though, points for honesty, the intro already points that out. (Side-note: watching the intro text might give you an idea where George Lucas stole the idea for his intros to his Star Wars movies).
The main focus is here on Bill Hickok (Gary Cooper), a man of honor but also a notorious gunslinger. He drags his old but newly-wed friend Bill Cody, into helping him deliver munition for 48 army soldiers who are endangered by a thousand native Americans. By today’s standards, this movie might be considered racist, as it ticks more or less all the boxes of clichés concerning native Americans. Not least – and how could it be any different – they are played by white actors and speak in what sounds for me like a made-up language. Particularly questionable, I feel, is a scene where native warriors surround Calamity inside a house and the light slowly darkens, suggesting a possible gang rape.
But to discuss Calamity Jane, played by blonde Jean Arthur: while she looks cool in the male Western garb Jane traditionally wears (except when, as so often – here, too – there is a scene where she is convinced to put on a dress), she didn’t quite convince me. Hickok is not on good terms with her here, it being suggested she slept with almost every assistant and post station manager. Honestly, this was not very believable when watching petite, childlike Arthur, who doesn’t seem to be the promiscuous type. Wild Bill is hurt by this, and when the movie is not showing us native Americans, treacherous weapon suppliers or exploring the friendship between the two Bills, she seems to be running constantly behind him like a lovesick teen girl. There’s no denial; this portrayal of Jane feels a bit of a fake.
Cooper plays it cool to the hilt so much, he sometimes comes across as arrogant. Arthur’s Calamity Jane too often appears immature – not helped by her voice sounding like a duck. A big deal is made of the fact that in order to save Hickok from being burned alive, she tells the warriors where extra munitions can be found. In the end, when it seems Hickok grew weary of so much killing, a happy ending seems possible for them – alas, history wants otherwise. I don’t want to sound too negative, but it feels a bit of a hodgepodge. Don’t misunderstand: it is indeed an entertaining classic Western, with a message that violence can always only bear more violence. But I really wished the characters would not have been so over the top. I also wanted a more wholesome relationship between the two main characters (most of the time Hickok treats Jane condescendingly) and a stronger cooler Calamity. But a nice beginning it is.
Young Bill Hickok (1940)
★★★ Dir: Joseph Kane
Young Bill Hickok is a relatively short (just over 50 minutes) early Western, with Roy Rogers. And, yes: he does sing. If the story is nothing extraordinary I felt adequately entertained, considering how old the movie is. In the Civil War, the North wants the war to end, therefore a special gold delivery has to be brought to… ah… some place… I guess? Young Bill Hickok is given the confidence to carry out the dangerous task, with a gang called “the Overland Riders” likely to rob the transport. He sets his transport up as a decoy, while in reality the gold is transported by close friends Gabby Whitaker (George “Gabby” Hayes, an absolute regular in many classic Westerns) and Calamity Jane (Sally Payne). Unfortunately for all, Hickok’s fiance, Louise (Julie Bishop) confides that secret to the villain of the piece, Towers. He then robs the right transport, and frames Hickok, who has to flee and prove his innocence.
Yes, sure: the story won’t win any Oscars. The important thing for me was: I was amused. There is nothing extraordinary here, as mentioned. You get horse chases, an annoyed and worried fiance, one-dimensional villains and so on. But the whole thing is so nicely uncomplicated, innocently done and told as only a classic Western can be. I have to say I didn’t expect much more. Sally Payne comes over as a normal, sympathetic young girl in Western garb, who is also allowed to shoot, given her nickname by her Uncle Gabby. I greatly preferred her “normalcy” to the overdone, constantly crying character Jean Arthur tried to sell me. This Jane is also constantly in the movie, a contrary to so many films where she is present in a couple of scenes. Her dance scene on the saloon table is very funny, too!
My verdict: Very watchable!
Badlands of Dakota (1941)
★★★ Director: Alfred E. Green
I wondered if it would be appropriate to call this movie a Western: for much of the time, it plays more like a love story with broken promises and heartaches. However, you also have saloons, card gamblers, horse chases and (fake) native Americans. The usual suspects are once again prominent too: General Custer, Wild Bill Hickok (Richard Dix), Calamity Jane, of course and Deadwood. But the main story is a love story gone wrong. Bob Holliday asks his brother Jimmy (Robert Stack, who’d go on to be Elliott Ness in television’s The Untouchables) to look after his fiancee, Anne (Ann Rutherford), and accompany her to a wedding in Deadwood. Unfortunately, Jimmy falls in love with Ann and they marry. When Bob finds out, he is furious and plots his revenge: He recommends his brother to become new Sheriff of Deadwood and tries everything to discredit him and driving Jimmy out of town.
In the midst of all this heartache is Calamity Jane. This time, not in love with Bill Hickok but the somewhat chubby Bob, so her heart still gets broken. It ends with her shooting Bob in order to save Jimmy from him. This film would probably be quite forgettable. Except there is enough action and a surprising amount of humor, mostly delivered by supporting characters who sometimes made me really laugh hysterically due to their – intentional – stupidity. The 80 minutes went by very quickly, and I can’t say, I wasn’t entertained. The quality of the entertainment is a different matter…
With regard to Jane (Frances Farmer), this film fares much better than the Cooper-Arthur one. Yes, it’s obviously difficult to get the love story out of a story with Calamity Jane – see also: almost all other entries here. But the blonde, attractive Farmer appears more believable in this role than Jean Arthur. This Calamity is described as a frontier-woman who worked as a scout for General Custer, doesn’t seem to be a criminal and walks with confidence into the saloon to get a beer. It is very funny when a heartbroken Jane forces the male band at gunpoint to continue playing music, though they would all rather go home. She does lose a bit of my esteem, when Jimmy and Anne arrive. Mistakenly thinking Anne is here to marry Bob, she goes straight to Anne and tells her to leave the town on the next stage. Still, this Calamity is a step in the right direction, albeit with a long way to go.
The Paleface (1948)
★★★★
Dir: Norman Z. McLeod
Jim already wrote a review on this Bob Hope comedy Western, which succeeds mostly through the antics of Mr. Hope – as well as Jane Russell’s cool, sexy and take-no-prisoners Calamity. The whole thing is a very, very funny romp and politically so incorrect that it couldn’t be produced today. In one scene In-… ah… native Americans attack a log cabin in the woods where Hope is defending the people inside – or at least thinks he is the one shooting the warriors. When the Bureau of Indian Affairs comes along and sees a whole pile of dead people, he shouts out, “It’s not my fault, they started it!” Yes, the humour of the 1940s is definitely not ours anymore.
That said, the movie in general is a lot of fun. I felt as if it was a James Bond film – well, if Bond movies had been around in the 1940s, featured Jane Russell as Bond and were disguised as a Western. Her task is to find out who is delivering fire guns to the wild warriors, and she has to go undercover. Also this is the first time we get a Calamity Jane Western in colour. The audience liked it well enough that a sequel, Son of Paleface, was produced 4 years later, though Jane Russell played a different character there. She would also portray a similar character in Montana Belle (1952).
Calamity Jane and Sam Bass (1949) ★★★
Dir: George Sherman
While her name appears first, the main protagonist in this Western is Sam Bass (Howard Duff). Bass, a real-life person, was a train robber but here is depicted in a mainly positive light. He is a cowboy who knows horses and hopes to earn a living to marry store owner, Katherine Egan (Dorothy Hart). But as he is a newcomer in town, he is regarded sceptically by her brother, the town’s sheriff. He wins a horse-racing bet with money lent by the sheriff, but as this seems to prove his unreliable, no-good character he loses his job on the sheriff’s ranch. A couple of bad decisions, a betrayal and the mean murder of his horse later, and his fate is doomed. The road to hell is paved with good intentions, as the saying goes!
So what we have here is a morality tale: don’t gamble, folks, and earn your living by hard work. More interesting for the Calamity Jane fan here, is Hollywood actress Yvonne de Carlo who could be found in a number of historical movies around the time. Her brunette Jane has very little similarity to the way the character is usually depicted. She is no criminal – well, not in the beginning, the sympathetic character of Sam drags everyone down with him – but a successful horse racer. As Sam helps her in the beginning she is attracted to him, just like Katherine. Sam is depicted as a victim of circumstances, but I’m not quite on his side. He must take some responsibility for the tragedy he experiences, since not only is he naive, but thinks the fact others don’t play by the rules, gives him permission to do so, too.
While Mrs. de Carlo is very attractive, this is a very tame Jane: She doesn’t curse, shoot or crack a whip. She is mainly defined by being dressed in the usual male garb and speaks to men as an equal. She certainly doesn’t have an overbearing sheriff brother at home, who decides who would be good for her. But then, she questions Sam’s wish for a farm and family life, telling him they could go and win every horse race there is. So, what’s my verdict? The movie is essentially a film noir in colour, dressed as a Western – albeit maybe not as melodramatic as others. Of special interest are some well-known names in the cast: a very young Lloyd Bridges, Hitchcock villain Norman Lloyd (Saboteur) and the gangster in two James Bond movies, Marc Lawrence (Diamonds are Forever and The Man with the Golden Gun). But if you want a typical Calamity Jane portrayal, look elsewhere – the one here is “in name only”.
The Texan Meets Calamity Jane (1950)
★★★ Dir: Ande Lamb
There might be some confusion over this little known Western, since it was re-released in 1952 as Calamity Jane meets the Texan. This appears to be less than a B-movie, with a limited budget, no big-name actors, produced, written and directed by the same man. Calamity Jane (Evelyn Ankers) still mourns the death of good friend Wild Bill years earlier. He left her his saloon, but scheming Matt Baker has found Bill’s last living relative, Miss Mullen (played by Grace Lee Whitney, later known as Janice Rand in Star Trek) and wants to buy that saloon from her, as there is no proof that Jane inherited the saloon rightfully from Bill. Miss Mullen sends lawyer Ellion to Deadwood City to investigate the matter where he is immediately met by Jane and her older sidekick Colorado.
Evelyn Ankers was a B-movie actress who could be seen in The Wolfman (1941) next to Lon Chaney; Sherlock Holmes and the Voice of Terror with Basil Rathbone; a Tarzan movie and a couple of others. This is no exception: not great art and no great Western either. But it is the usual standard Western fare which at the time was almost produced on a conveyor-belt. That said, it is as good or bad as any other average Western of that time. You can get some entertainment value: it’s just plain okay, but not much more. While Mrs. Ankers does the job, her Calamity Jane hardly leaves any impression, and doesn’t really deserve that name. She could just have been named Abigail Jones for that matter.
Calamity Jane (1953) ★★★★ Dir: David Butler
This is probably the most famous movie featuring Calamity. Which is kind of odd, considering that this happens to be a musical and she is played here by Doris Day. Although it’s understandable why Day called this her favorite movie. Here she is allowed to behave as un-ladylike as she wants, very often with hilarious results. She nevertheless stays cute, despite portraying Calamity as a bit of a klutz who has no idea how a woman should behave or how to get a man. It is a very strange entry indeed in the CJ-filmography. From a modern perspective, there is a recognizable queer undertone running through the movie. Early on, there’s a female impersonator singing on stage; Wild Bill (played by Howard Keel) loses a bet and must appear dressed as a squaw; and not least, Day singing the famous song Secret Love, with a subtext that at the time, probably only lesbian audience members might have been able to read.
But it’s all in good fun – and most fun of all, is to admire the multi-talented Day here as she sings, dances, rides, shoots and emotes. I was especially impressed by the physical flexibility she demonstrates on multiple occasions, and she was also a born comedian. At the same time, this is a product of more prudish times: It’s constantly suggested that Calamity would be a real catch if she would learn to wear ladies’ dresses, use perfume and behave more like a lady. She does that – but honestly, I didn’t agree with the movie’s attitude. I like my Calamity more as one who breaks the traditional female rule-book. But it should be noted, the musical became so beloved over time, it still gets revived for theatres nowadays.
Bonus points: She cracks her famous whip. All in all, this musical provides a jolly good time and is nothing more than classic movie entertainment. If you like this one, I would also recommend to you the 1950s musical Annie Get Your Gun, about famous sharp-shooter Annie Oakley.
Calamity Jane (1963)
★★★★
Dir: Ernie Flatt
Ten years after the Doris Day-movie, CBS produced this remake, a TV movie which can be watched on YouTube. It’s marvellous to find such a little gem from the “Stone Age” of TV. Of course, every moment shows it didn’t have the budget of the 1953 movie: It’s in black and white, and happens on a theatre stage with a live audience, whose reaction you can hear – they obviously had a blast. The sound is as primitive as you would expect for such a production, and there is a lengthy advertisement for sponsor Lipton Tea at the beginning, as well as some later commercial interruptions. None of which makes this version any less enjoyable.
Indeed, I would say that this Jane, depicted here by Carol Burnett and reprising a role she had played on stage, feels more tomboyish than the previous version. Doris Day never could quite escape her essential “sweet-heartiness”, quite probably part of her core identity. Burnett has comedic timing on her side and gives Jane a wonderful, playful and cocky attitude. On the other hand, probably due to a lack of means, training and money, she can never fully display the acrobatic flexibility Day showed, though this production does its best to replicate it. Burnett is supported by a satisfying, but not really exciting, Wild Bill Hickok, played by Art Lund, who comes across as a cheaper version of John Wayne.
The songs are regrettably shortened here which reduces the runtime of the movie by around 15 minutes, compared to the Day version. It makes this more of a comedy than a musical, and while I would always prefer the colorful, large-scale cinematic version, I like this a lot. I may be in the minority, but I preferred Carol Burnett’s funny tomboy to Day’s emoting love klutz.
The Raiders (1963)
★★★
Director: Herschel Daugherty
After the Civil War, Texan farmers repeatedly lose their livestock during a cattle trail to gangsters and Indians, and want train companies to build a line to Texas. After their demand is rejected, the desperate landowners, under the leadership of ex-colonel John G. McElroy (Brian Keith) start to attack army deliveries and camps to get their grievance heard. This results in Wild Bill Hickok (Robert Culp) and Buffalo Bill Cody (Jim McMillan) having to intervene, to prevent something that could trigger another war.
This was definitely made for a middling budget, and with underwhelming camerawork and staging: the camera positions and actors often appear fixed and immobile, unless they are riding on their horses. But it is a good, original story and provides a satisfying Western. To a large degree, this is due to the interaction and chemistry between the aforementioned actors. The friendship between Hickok and Cody works especially well, with Cody on the side of the raiders while Hickok is bound by his obligations to the military. In the end, they are able to prevent an escalation between the stubborn generals on both sides.
Calamity Jane is played by red-haired Judi Meredith who works as a supplier to the army, with her wagon. Meredith is quite attractive (I seem to write that for every CJ actress!), but the way Jane gets treated here, is probably the worst I have seen and would definitely be counted as sexist by today’s standards. Actually, it might seem like that by the standards of the day. It starts with a scene where three middle-aged men grab her “just for fun” and try to force her to the saloon to… have breakfast with them? Bill Cody has to help, and when he mentions that she is good friends with Hickok they finally relent. Later she is mocked by McElroy and his man, shortly before they burn her wagon. Nobody takes her seriously, an attitude no other Jane experiences: even Doris Day was able to make people respect her. It doesn’t reflect well on Jane, with lines like, “Yes, it’s easy for you to attack a weak and helpless woman!” Really, whoever wrote this had a problem with the idea of a strong woman and felt he had to undermine the character constantly.
Last but not least, Bill Cody tells her if she really wants to attract Bill Hickok’s attention (the man she claims to be attracted to, although nothing is made of it, since the film concentrates on the raiders and their conflict with the army), she should stop dressing like a man and wear a skirt. To make matters worse, he actually steals her whip. At least her last words in the movie are, “If he wants me, he has to love me the way I am!” I second that emotion, but the way Calamity Jane is treated in this movie is humiliating, and the worst in any movie so far. As just western entertainment, the movie is enjoyable; with respect to Calamity Jane, it’s no glorious chapter.
Seven Hours of Gunfire (1965)
★★
Director: Joaquin Luis Romero Marchent
This movie is confusing, a typical German-Italian-Spanish co-production of the mid-60s, and stylistically is best described as a below-average, third-class, German western of that time. Originally titled Aventuras del Oeste (Adventures of the West), in Germany it went under two different titles: The Last Bullet Hits the Best and more prominently as Buffalo Bill – His Greatest Adventure. The IMDb speaks of Buffalo Bill and Wild Bill Hickok, but they can’t be found in the German dub. Buffalo Bill here goes by Bill Hogan, called “the quick knife” by the Comanche, and is played under an alias (Clyde Rogers) by Rik van Nutter, better known as Felix Leiter in Thunderball. Wild Bill is named here Gunn Barrett, and played by Austrian actor Adrian Hoven. He had quite a run of German movies in the 50s and 60s, until he became a director focusing on horror and erotic movies. It’s strange to hear Wild Bill speak with an Austrian accent. But then I’m forgetting that Schwarzenegger would become an American action hero icon!
The story itself is hardly worth telling. Supplied by weapons trader Wilson, the Comanches attack what appears to be German settlers. To my surprise, some speak with a Saxony accent, one being referred to as Mr. May. This is a in-joke referencing German novelist Karl May who wrote many of the books local Westerns of the 60s were based on. Of course, the three heroes try to prevent the attack – mostly unsuccessfully, I must say – leading to the expected shoot-out in which Gunn Barrett gets killed. Constantly changing voice-overs don’t help, while even more confusing is that two different characters in the German version are spoken by the same dubbing artist, who also provided the German voice of Clint Eastwood.
Calamity Jane is played here by Italian (!) actress Gloria Milland – obviously a nom de plume, one of several in the opening credits, right, Clyde? She is only in three scenes. In two, she shouts at Barrett because he is constantly drunk; in the last she supports him in the big shoot-out and holds Barrett when he gets killed. No big tragedy unfolds: she has nothing important to do here and doesn’t matter for the story at all. All in all, this western is a disappointment. It feels incredibly made-up on the spot, the story moves along without any momentum or suspense, and moments intended to be funny, feel kind of painful. It’s very average and forgettable, though I still find this more entertaining than the Bridges-Wild Bill movie.
The Plainsman (1966)
★★★
Dir: David Lowell Rich
Basically a remake of the 1936 Cecil B. DeMille movie of the same name, though it feels different – as you’d expect, the vibe of the 60s is very different. While filmed in beautiful colour, the whole affair looks somehow smaller. Where the original had an epic sweep, this feels like a compressed version of it. De Mille’s felt episodic, like a big mosaic, here you can feel the conscious effort to make it into one streamlined story. It more or less works, I’d say – at the same time, I don’t know if it makes the story better. There are some interesting changes: the tribe of native warriors is being incited by “Crazy Knife” (Henry Silva) while Black Kettle is trying to keep his people in line. General Custer (Leslie Nielsen) who featured prominently in the original, only appears at the end here to acquit both Buffalo Bill (Guy Stockwell) and Wild Bill Hickok (Don Murray) of the accusations of Lieutenant Stiles (Bradford Dillman), who would love to see a clash with the natives escalate.
Calamity is played by Abby Dalton. She is blond, naturally good-looking and wears eyeliner like Judi Meredith. Yes, she is in love with Buffalo Bill, but doesn’t appear as childish as Jean Arthur, though is overly emotional and occasionally inappropriately weepy. Bill still wipes her kisses off, but the near-hatred Gary Cooper displayed has been replaced with something more like indignation. Most of the time, the two work well together. The scene from the original where Jane puts on a skirt is here, but it is the first time in these films she speaks of her past: “I was born in a saloon and I had to take care of myself from age 10.”
We know that at least the latter was true for the real Calamity. She has ideas about men’s reactions to and behavior with women, which made me smile a bit because there is some truth to it. Also, this movie suggests a happy ending for her, as she is sitting together with her man on the same carriage box at the end. Interestingly, in the German dub she was voiced by the same actress who dubbed her in the two movies directly above, a prominent voice actor at the time, who voiced Marilyn Monroe, Brigitte Bardot, Diana Rigg and Honor Blackman.
In a way, an era ends here, because the classic American Western was slowly dying. The character of Calamity Jane would disappear from movies and series, as far as I know, for almost 20 years, before she would eventually re-appear in movies that tried to portray her in a more realistic way.
Calamity Jane (1984)
★★★★½
Director: James Goldstone
This TV movie has Jane Alexander, who also co-produced the film, in the main role. While it again has the likely fictional love story between Calamity and Hickok (Frederick Forrest), it is a much more realistic portrayal of Jane, as well as her relationship, then we have seen before. Calamity is saved by Hickok, they begin an affair after she has nursed him and are married by two drunk priests in the desert. They separate as Hickok doesn’t want Calamity “drawn along with him” when going to work in Buffalo Bill’s Wild West show. She bears his child which is adopted by a British couple, the O’Neills (David Hemmings plays Colonel O’Neill). She hears that Hickok has married, but he is shot before she can speak to him, although his murder is barely a sideline here. Later she meets her daughter again, though does not reveal her relationship.
I was most impressed by Alexander’s Calamity Jane. She is absolutely convincing, playing her as a grown-up woman, far from the girlish portrayals we have seen before. She is attractive, but not “sexy” in the usual sense and also not fetishized as has often happened in the past. Yes, she is very much in love with Hickok, but has insecurities concerning her attractiveness (a theme also dealt with in Buffalo Girls) when she dresses up as what Hickok calls a “made-up harlot”, to convince him that she is feminine, too. She shouldn’t have bothered: Jane Alexander is absolutely believable as a tough woman who dresses as a man for man’s work, such as driving a coach. She has the “tomboy thing” figured out, but it never feels like a stunt, and she is always believable as a female character who must stand on her own since no one provides for her. I especially love Alexander’s slightly husky voice, which at times reminded me of Jodie Foster’s, only louder and less melodic. Calamity goes through the emotional wringer but given she experiences losing her half-legal husband and daughter, this is more than understandable.
Not too many people might know this one: it seems only to be available in Poland and Australia on DVD. Yet it is a good drama, almost a precursor to Buffalo Girls, though better in my opinion. And while neither young nor what you would typically call sexy, Alexander’s Calamity Jane might be the most realistic portrayal I’ve seen of the character, and also does not overdo the negatives. Indeed, there is a good chance I might call her Calamity Jane my personal favourite.
Tall Tale: The Unbelievable Adventures of Pecos Bill (1994)
★★★
Dir: Jeremiah Chechik
According to Wikipedia, a tall taleis “a story with unbelievable elements, related as if it were true and factual.” It is a literary genre I don’t think exists the same way in Europe – except maybe the famous tales of Baron Munchausen. This Disney production is the story of Daniel (Nick Stahl, years away from teen John Connor) who works hard on the farm of his father (Stephen Lang, years away from grizzled old Avatar villain Quaritch) in 1905. The farmers face evil industrialist J. P. Stiles (Scott Glenn, years away from Daredevil‘s mentor Stick) who wants their land. The two main perspectives – living off your own hard work or selling out to big industry – are opposed, and when Daniel’s father is shot by Stiles’ men, Daniel escapes. He falls asleep in a boat and meets tall tale heroes Pecos Bill (Patrick Swayze), Paul Bunyan (Oliver Platt) and John Henry (Roger Aaron Brown). Reality and fiction get tangled while Daniel is on the run.
This is the kind of adventure movie for the whole family Disney liked to produce during the 90s. In retrospect these were so much more enjoyable than those the studio produces today, because they felt more natural. As a family adventure film I can wholeheartedly recommend it. There is beautiful production design, a gorgeous colour palette and the epic music of Randy Edelman. However for Calamity Jane fans this is only of peripheral interest. Jane (played by Catherine O’Hara – Kevin’s mum from Home Alone!) is barely in the movie. She enters a saloon brawl and is very upset at Pecos Bill who obviously left her some time ago. She expresses her anger with adequate shooting skills, but vanishes as quickly from the movie as she has appeared in it.
Buffalo Girls (1995)
★★★
Dir: Rod Hardy
[Jim’s review is available here] Based on the book of the same name by Larry McMurtry, this epic two-part TV series was showered with Prime Time Emmy and Golden Globe Award nominations and boasts a remarkable cast of stars: Anjelica Huston as Calamity Jane, Sam Elliott as Wild Bill Hickok, Melanie Griffith, Gabriel Byrne, Peter Coyote as Buffalo Bill, Jack Palance, Floyd Red Crow Westerman (who made a real career out of his role in Dances with Wolves) and Liev Schreiber. The film portrays the last days of the “Wild West” but does so in a charming way; while it’s a drama, it never feels overly dramatic or tragic. I personally would call it “light drama”. We get full, natural colours and not everything looks dark, grey or nightmarish as many films do today, when the director wants it to look “realistic”.
Anjelica Huston looks a good deal younger than her age of 44 at the time. I do have a problem with her Calamity: she is just too cute and nice. Yes, the male western garb is here – obviously to protect her, because once she puts on a dress, everyone wants to dance with her. At one point she is allowed to use her signature whip. But she never escapes her natural femininity, which counteracts the aim of portraying the ultimate tomboy. Huston plays Jane like a schoolgirl in the body of a grown-up woman, who has a crush on the coolest boy on school, Wild Bill. It leads to a baby, Calamity’s daughter that she gives up for adoption. A large subplot is the relationship of Calamity’s best friend, the prostitute Dora (Griffith) and her boy friend Ted Blue (Byrne). Jane later goes with Buffalo Bill’s Wild West Circus to England, because she wants to see her daughter again, and there is a shooting bet with Annie Oakley.
This is an average story, one that wouldn’t have needed to be told in form of a Western. While Elliott is always great, he’s still miles away from the cynical and world-weary trail leader he recently played in 1883. You could have told the same story as a modern-day drama and, except for the battle between Custer and the native warriors, all you would have to change are the clothes. That’s somehow disappointing. I would like to see a Calamity who curses, fights, uses her whip and guns frequently – though she does shoot down a chandelier in a British pub – and gets involved in adventures. I guess what I want is some kind of female Indiana Jones, and that’s not the case here.
We get to see the life that she might have led in reality, according to the sparse details we know about her life. While nice, and admirable, it’s not really exciting. There are no real action scenes in the story, and the whole thing feels like a toned-down drama. It may sound very much as if I’m rejecting this mini series: I don’t. I do like it – it’s just not what I expect to see when someone says “Calamity Jane”. But of the two realistic Westerns in 1995 which involved her this is definitely, and by far, the better and the one I recommend. You do get a full 2½ hours with Calamity Jane as the main protagonist. There are not many movies about which you can say that.
Wild Bill (1995)
★★
Dir: Walter Hill
I don’t like this movie at all, and I think 2 stars is very generous. It has nothing to do with the fact there are a number of Walter Hill films I don’t like, or that Calamity Jane is hardly in the movie. I simply think this movie is not well-told, and is boring. It doesn’t work for me either as a Western, a biopic or a good movie in general. It’s not the fault of the movie stars who are all well-known for their competence. I mean, we have Jeff Bridges as Wild Bill Hickok, plus Ellen Barkin, Diane Lane, John Hurt, Keith Carradine, Bruce Dern, David Arquette and Christina Applegate. I also found the production design very fitting. So, who is responsible for the mess?
My vote goes to Hill, who wrote it as an adaptation of a book and a theatre play. Either the literary template was not very good or Hill wasn’t able to filter a good cinematic yarn out of it. I don’t know, and I don’t really care. The story of the Wild West legend is told with Hickok originally working as a U.S. Marshall, but getting involved in more and more violent conflicts. His life takes a slow down-turn, so much so that everyone in the room fears they might be the next one he kills. This tragedy includes sickness, an opium habit and a destroyed relationship.
Calamity Jane is played by Ellen Barkin, but has only a minor role in the film. It’s sad, thinking of what could have been with an actress like Barkin who once mesmerized in Sea of Love. Her character here seems to be mainly turned on by Wild Bill, and they indeed have sex on the poker table in the saloon – but she is not the woman he loves. Jane has the traditional outfit but as is becoming a trend, I expect more from my Calamity Janes. There might be people who look at this movie as some kind of failed masterpiece, or maybe a forerunner for Deadwood . But, honestly, I don’t recommend this movie. It’s boring, overlong and perforated with flashbacks. Simply, not good story-telling.
The Legend of Calamity Jane (1997)
★★★½
Producing studios: Canal+ and the WB
I already wrote a review on this Canadian animation show. It is just 13 episodes long and depicts Jane as a true-blue hero who serves justice in the old West, accompanied by sidekick Joe Presto, and her horse Dakota. The show was definitely written for a teen audience but can be enjoyed by grown-ups, too. It’s a lot of fun, features some nice action scenes for a 90s animated series and has enough diverse plots to not get boring. I certainly enjoyed it quite a bit.
Lucky Luke (2009)
★ Dir: James Huth
Lucky Luke is a famous Belgian comic book series by artist Morris (born as Maurice de Bevere, 1923-2001), partly co-written by Réné Goscinny (1926 – 1977), who is best known for his work on the Asterix comics. Luke began in 1946 and is among the most beloved comics in Europe. It’s therefore unsurprising that people have tried to adapt the comics into live-action movies, as well as some animated series . This was not the first – there were a couple of films with Terence Hill as Lucky in the early 90s, and a later one with German actor Til Schweiger – but hopefully, may be the last.
The comics are indeed very, very funny – or were, when Morris was drawing and Goscinny writing, I don’t know how they are today. But it seems difficult to transfer this kind of oddball humour, coupled with slapstick and situation comedy, into live-action. The attempts so far have been absolutely terrible, and shouldn’t have been that bad. But it would need a certain understanding of how the humour in the comics works. While the animated versions more or less work, the live-action creators seem to have no feeling for subtlety, nuance or basic understanding of what the humor is. If you want an example of how it’s done right, I refer you to Spielberg’s adaptation of TinTin.
Anyway, what does Calamity Jane have to do with this? Well, Lucky Luke (Jean Dujardin from The Artist) is a lonesome cowboy, very far from home, who is usually called to help solve difficult tasks or bring criminals back to prison: in most cases, this means the Dalton brothers. But he also meets famous people of his time, such as Mark Twain, Sarah Bernhardt and Jack London, as well as the many desperadoes and gunslingers of the old West. He has met Calamity Jane at least three times in the comics by now: the version there is a inelegant redhead who curses a lot, shoots quickly but has a heart of gold. It only seemed logical she would appear in a movie, especially considering the comic universe is short of interesting women, with the whole “lonesome cowboy” thing.
I once owned a collection of over 50 Lucky Luke comic books, but as far as I can judge, the story has no similarity to any I read. Calamity Jane pops up in the middle of the story, out of nowhere and except for demonstrating incredible strength (she has some muscular arms) and her overdone behaviour, contributes little to an otherwise forgettable film. She is played by Sylvie Testud, I think making her the first French actress to depict Jane. But there is little more to say. Avoid the movie and read some Lucky Luke comics instead – preferably the first one with Calamity. I believe an animated version of it can be found online, and will be discussed later.
A review by Jim can be found here – and might be longer than mine. I wholeheartedly agree with his 2-star rating. This is a low-budget production. Very low budget. Please don’t misunderstand: I’m not one of those who believe “bigger is always better”. Very often, it’s the opposite; in big-budget productions, the first thing that suffers is usually the coherence of the script. But I do need to be able to buy into the fantasy, and this just doesn’t have the resources needed to give me a basis for suspending my disbelief. The actors speak their lines clearly and for not being professionals do well enough and don’t trip over their words. Some are better than others but no one has to be ashamed of what they did. That said, I never really believed Erin R. Ryan, to be the legendary female scout. She looks like your average contemporary American cowgirl and neither her acting nor behaviour made me associate her with Calamity Jane.
The costume and prop departments don’t help, putting her in modern jeans and giving her weapons that look as new and fake as they come. Obviously, no one is surprised here to see a woman in trousers and everyone also seems to recognize Jane at first glance, without much excitement. Compare it with her entire film history and you realize there is a problem. In addition, the entire thing does not look very “western-y” to me, and seems to have been filmed in a park or a wood with plenty of lawn. It could have been filmed in front of my house, and it takes plenty of suspension of disbelief for me to make this work. There were some nice aerial shots I did like, and a score that consists of guitar with some occasional flute.
The whole story is simple: Wild Bill has been shot and Jane is out for revenge on those responsible. She meets plenty of evil men in the woods that she kills – indeed, this Jane has quite a body count – frees a religious woman and gets her horse stolen by a quack. Although most of the time she is just wandering through the woods, with not much riding here. Maybe the rent for the horse was too high for the entire shoot? There are cameos of Wild Bill (Joe Kidd) in her dreams; think of Sarah Connor dreaming of dead Kyle Reese in T2, telling her she doesn’t need to continue her quest, though she does anyway.
I don’t like to downvote this movie, because it was done with good intentions and that is more than some typical Hollywood blockbusters can claim. You get scenes you won’t see anywhere else, e. g. Jane lying in the grass between the flowers, telling her horse her life story. That said, the film’s big problem is the lack of satisfying production values, and it lacks momentum, suspense and climaxes. Look for the 2024 movie to see how it can be done better. Its budget might have been just a little higher than this; at least it could provide horses, a coach and a western town. All told, this is a barely sufficient yet also very, very average and unexciting production, resulting in a finally unsatisfying film. It falls below the level I expect in order to be entertained.
Calamity, a Childhood of Martha Jane Cannary (2020)
★★★★ Dir:Rémi Chayé
The story for this animated film is an interesting one: In 1863, the Cannary family – the father, his daughter Martha Jane (voiced by Salomé Boulven) and two smaller children – are part of a convoy to Oregon. Martha gets into a feud with young boy Ethan, but when one of the wheels of their cart breaks, and her father is hurt by a horse, Ethan has to take over driving. Humiliated by this, she tries to learn things outside what young girls are not supposed to know – throwing lassos, horse-riding and driving the cart. When the settlers meet a soldier named Samson, they realize they have gone the wrong way. She befriends the soldier, until he vanishes with some items stolen from the settlers. Martha leaves to retrieve the items and find the truth about Samson, which is the beginning of an exciting and dangerous adventure.
I saw it in French with Spanish subs, so hopefully have not missed any nuances. It seems to have been financed by a number of small companies and TV channels, and appears to be a French-Danish co-production. I liked it a lot, and it could easily be called Calamity – the early years. The story finds good, logical explanations why the girl turns out to be Calamity Jane. There are reasons why she wants to be able to ride and drive a cart, or why she cuts her hair and makes herself trousers. And it also points out that such behaviour was not only rare, but seen as highly inappropriate for women at that time. Martha Jane is not without flaws, her stubborn temperament repeatedly puts herself and others in situations that are dangerous. For example, while fighting with young thief Jonas, it nearly leads to them falling over a cliff, and kills one of the horses. In another situation, while trying to get a sample in a cave for Madame Moustache (who was a real person), she first loses the rope that holds her, than her light. Luckily, she is able to find her way back.
This movie also plays with the cross-dressing aspect that very often comes into play with the character. First, she looks more like a boy, with trousers and short cut hair, and those who meet her think she is one. Then she has to dress as a girl to get into the camp of a general who is not on good terms with her, and finally she dresses up as a soldier to avoid being discovered. The look on Jonas face at the end when she gives him a kiss, is hilarious! Overall, this is an enjoyable movie that can be watched by boys and girls. But as a grown-up I felt that the time and living conditions of settlers in that era were captured in a very realistic, believable fashion. Not everyone was nice to you in the Old West. Well… actually, no one was. Jane has to learn and by doing so, she gets the recognition of the people around her. That’s good advice for anyone. The movie also has a very fitting western score by Florencia di Concilio.
I have issues with the visual presentation. It has rightfully been praised, winning the Cristal Award for a feature at the Annecy International Animation Film Festival, and a lot of work clearly went into this. Yet I found the characters rather simplistic. It’s definitely not comparable to Studio Ghibli, or a Disney movie when they were still doing 2-cel animation. It leaves objects and characters lacking a defining outline, meaning the characters are only separated from their environment by a different colour. It might be a stylistic decision but left me with a feeling the animation was “unfinished”. It’s just a matter of taste. Despite being a new original take on the Calamity Jane character, the movie’s distribution doesn’t seem widespread. While it had regular screenings in France, the Benelux countries, Denmark, Japan, Spain and Portugal, to my knowledge it had no cinematic release in Germany, Britain or the US – a pity because the film is really good.
Calamity Jane (2024)
★★★★
Dir: Terry Miles
A review of this movie by Jim is available here. Made for the streaming TV service Tubi, this low-budgeted western won’t win any awards – yet I nevertheless gave it 4 stars. Why? Simple, it really surprised me how entertaining it was. I absolutely didn’t expect it, but what I’ve always thought was proven again. Smaller productions can satisfy me so much more than a over-budgeted, Hollywood, wannabe blockbuster simply by using their production value efficiently, and telling their stories in a well-considered manner. It leads to a very pleasing viewing experience – at least for me. None of the actors are really well-known. The most famous might be Emily Bett Rickards who plays – a nice change – a redhaired Calamity Jane, and Stephen Amell who gets just a couple of scenes as Wild Bill (before he gets shot as usual). Both can be seen in CW show Green Arrow, but I don’t think that will entice anyone to watch this western here.
The story of this obviously Canadian production (all the main actors seem to be from there) can be quickly told. Despite having saved Deputy Sheriff Mason (Tim Rozon) Calamity is imprisoned. When her other half Wild Bill is shot by Jack McCall (who according to historical records did kill Hickok) and the cell inmates break out, Calamity goes after McCall to take revenge. She is pursued by Mason who also believes she killed Sheriff Griggs. Jane is being helped by an undertaker, not knowing she is headed directly towards the whole McCall family. Of course, the story is as fictional as any of the other ones – but it works.
Rickards is an interesting choice for our heroine. She is so small and slim-built that, when dressed in the usual western garb, if it wasn’t for that long, red mane of hair, she could easily appear androgynish – at least from a distance. She plays Jane as an intelligent, no-nonsense and courageous Western protagonist, who obviously has something on her conscience. I found her absolutely believable. Also, the character is never fetishized like many other Janes, nor stigmatized for wearing men’s clothes. It seems natural for her – but then, today no-one would see anything strange in that. It was different in the 1950s and 60s, when a woman could cause serious problems by questioning the status quo, simply due to her choice of clothes.
Therefore it shouldn’t surprise you that this also gives us a female bartender, breaking the unwritten rule that bartenders in Westerns had to be male, and a McCall sister who is a sadistic killer, very well-played by Priscilla Faia. I liked this cast and the story but perhaps most importantly, this is the first film with Calamity Jane that gives her some action scenes. This was usually left to the men, with the exception of the animated Legend of Calamity Jane. All in all, this is solid entertainment. The movie’s budget can’t have been very high but the actors are competent, the production design acceptable, the costumes appropriate and the direction and technical side feels alright. A chair doesn’t have to be made of ebony, the important thing is, you can sit on it.
TV episodes and series
While never given her own TV show, with the exception of the animated series mentioned above, Calamity Jane played a role in a number of TV Westerns. While the most well-known is Deadwood, she was also featured in episodes of other TV shows. Here is what I think about them:
Colt .45: Calamity (1959; season 3, episode 10)
★★★
Titular hero Christopher Colt (Wayde Preston) accompanies a stagecoach to Deadwood, providing medical aid to manage a smallpox epidemic. With him are passengers Jud Bowlus whose daughter lives there, and doctor Ellen McGraw. After an Indian attack they need a new coachman and Calamity offers her services. Colt isn’t willing to employ her at first, but when she whips off his hat, it’s obviously enough to convince him. At the next post, they must take cover, as the Indians have killed the station manager and will attack again. They are joined by some “prospectors”, who turn out to be robbers after the vaccine, so they could sell it to the citizens of Deadwood. Having had their weapons taken away, Calamity has to distract them with her whip, allowing Colt to beat up the hoodlums. They arrive safely in Deadwood City and everyone has cake. Okay, I made up the cake part!
An absolutely acceptable TV episode, which feels meant to be a miniature version of John Ford’s famous Stagecoach (1939), starring John Wayne – only with D-television budget. But that’s okay. Calamity is played by Dody Heath and I had some early issues with her. First, this actress is quite petite which makes her look less convincing. While the size issue might apply to other actresses here, it’s especially obvious when she stands next to the larger Preston. Also, in her first appearance, she seems more insolent brat than tough tomboy. Her acting does improve over the 25-minute episode, and she was acceptable for me by the end.
But, once again, the screenwriters couldn’t help themselves: In her second scene she asks Colt if he is married, and when Bowlus asks what is wrong with her, she wonders whether it would help if she wore a skirt and knew how to cook. Obviously, we went from first meeting to the “our relationship” talk in a heartbeat. But there is an interesting reversal at the end. It’s Ellen who shoots one of the last thieves, and Calamity decides she wants to stay in Deadwood and help Ellen take care of the infected. While these women are very different, they are able to learn from each other. I find this a more interesting ending than the usual “Calamity has to become a real lady” trope.
Bonanza: Calamity over the Comstock (1963; episode 141)
★★★
Little Joe is way over his head when circumstances force him to take care of young Calamity Jane. She falls in love with him and wants him to take her to a ball. Unfortunately, Calamity’s former friend, Doc Holliday, is in town too, and is mighty jealous. Like the series in general, this is harmless, enjoyable fluff. Stefanie Powers (years before starring in Hart to Hart with Robert Wagner) plays Jane’s tomboyishness with tangible joy. When she appears with a dirty, smeared face, cursing the horses, she is very convincing. The not very believable running gag, is that all the men here are unable to see she is a girl, because… men’s clothes, daa!! And of course, she will wear a beautiful ballgown as that is obviously what all tomboys really want! It’s a nice little episode. I just wonder what made Doc Holliday hook up with her, since in reality the two never met.
Death Valley Days: A Calamity called Jane (1966; season 1, episode 13)
★★★
Introduced by Western movie star Robert Taylor, this “true story of the West” tells how Calamity Jane joins the Wild West show of… Wild Bill Hickok? I can only presume the screenwriter got Wild Bill and Buffalo Bill mixed up. It’s not a positive outlook on their relationship, Wild Bill taking strong issue with Jane’s behavior and shouting. He also tells her if she is a woman she should dress like one, or she will never appeal to a man. Her straight answer is, she always has hated men. When she tells their mutual friend Charlie about Bill’s complaints, he decides sharply that she must have fallen in love with Bill.
Yeah, sure. That’s the only reason a woman would ever get angry when a man criticizes her outlook and personality (sarcasm off). So, she does what Calamity Janes usually do: puts on a dress. Unfortunately, Charlie and Bill aren’t in favor of that either, because the people in their show want to see Calamity Jane, not some normal woman in a skirt. This poor Calamity, already unsure of her female attire (and probably, her identity) suffers a second humiliation, storming out of the bar while Wild Bill joins a poker game. We all know how it will end: this Calamity Jane will get her heart broken a third time in this 25-minute episode.
I think my feelings about this story and its terrible attitudes from the Stone Age should be clear from the above. That said, the actress Fay Spain definitely looks less cute than the usual Janes, and does a good job. This Jane is loud, gets drunk and shows off, but hides a more vulnerable side and even sheds tears. It may be the only time I’ve seen a Jane weep, unless Doris Day did? This makes it watchable. But honestly: this Jane is better off without both Wild Bill and “good friend” Charlie too.
Lucky Luke: Calamity Jane (1983)
★★★
Lucky Luke went from comic to animated series in 1983: other animated shows would follow. This one was more or less a 1:1 adaptation of the comic books, the story following the Calamity Jane story in the comic. Lucky Luke, the cowboy who draws quicker than his shadow, meets Calamity Jane. In El Plomo, she wins an arm-wrestling match against the gorilla-like Baby Sam and therefore the saloon where she wants to become an honest member of society. This is much to the chagrin of the previous owner August Oyster. He has hidden stolen army rifles under the cellar, which he is selling to the Apache tribe, and also expects a new delivery of weapons and whiskey for them.
This episode is definitely fun, with a running gag about uneatable cookies that Calamity bakes, and a coach (resembling Hollywood star David Niven) hired to train Calamity to behave like a lady. I would recommend the comic book, for the simple reason that the 25-minute limit of these episodes requires cuts to the comic story. Also, the comic is much funnier, although Jane is amusing here. She is quick to shoot, and a bit of a show-off, but a good friend with a heart of gold. This might be why she would pop up in later comic books of the series. She and Luke simply make very good pals.
Deadwood (2004-06, additional TV movie 2019)
★★★ Producer: David Milch
Having seen only season one of the three, I can judge just it. This highly praised HBO show recounts the beginnings of notorious Wild West city Deadwood, before the territory came under the guidance of the government in Washington, and how “problems” were solved there before there was official law. Calamity Jane is clearly not a main character, though has a not unimportant supporting role. The show mainly focuses on saloon and bordello owner Al Swearengen (Ian McShane), a character who really lived and – at least in the show – was responsible for many crimes, murders and shady dealings in that city. There’s also Seth Bullock (Timothy Olyphant) who became the first sheriff there.
Played by Robin Weigert, this may be the most realistic, yet most depressing version of Jane. She is constantly drunk, swears a lot, is dirty, hangs on the coattails of Wild Bill Hickok (Keith Carradine). But she is just his friend, and no more, going against the traditional idea she and Bill were a couple. She seems full of fear, though at least in the first season, it is never stated what haunts her. The feeling is that Jane harbours scars from her past – maybe her upbringing? She says herself she is no good at all, and shocked by Wild Bill’s murder. But Jane helps as a nurse when a smallpox epidemic breaks out in Deadwood.
This is definitely not the great heroine which earlier films portrayed. Far from pretty, this is not someone you’d want to go out with. Maybe that’s why the film makers gave her a lesbian relationship with Joannie Stubbs (Kim Dickens) later on? Overall, the show is recommendable, serving as a more realistic and gritty portrayal of the Old West. but my feeling was that the first 12-episode season lost steam, and ran out of ideas that could sustain it in the second half. Of course, seasons two + three, plus the made-for-TV movie, may offer more highlights. But that will be up to you to find out, if you are interested!
Documentary
Calamity Jane: Wild West Legend (2014)
★★★★★
Dir: Gregory Monro
This 80-minute French documentary from 2014 ran on the Franco-German culture channel ARTE, a channel well-known for quality docs. I recommend this one, though there may be others from the US I don’t know about, which are just as good. Old photographs, footage from old Westerns, newly directed scenes and interviews with historians and biographers of the old West (among them Richard Etulain, see below), form a vivid, realistic picture of the conditions in that era and life at that time.
Certain things were constants in Jane’s life. She was almost always on the move. Due to her lack of education, which may explain her lack of manners, she took any job she could get. She was a laundry washer, nurse, prostitute, scout and babysitter, worked for the army and later sold her biography as a pamphlet. Though the big money was made off her, by dime novel writers and journalists. When Jane had money she spent it on alcohol. Her constant drunkenness could have been a factor in why she was unable to have a lasting relationship. She clearly tried, becoming pregnant from one of at least two known marriages. But her husband was physically abusive, and it didn’t last. While her daughter was with Jane at least into her teenage years, her mother saw she was taken into a better home. Jane was definitely restless: her behavior and alcoholism may have helped lead to her early death, at an age of around 47.
One amusing tidbit. The love story almost everyone believes, between her and Wild Bill, is likely nothing but fiction. According to sources, she did know Wild Bill for a few weeks. But he was not really fond of Jane, because she was constantly begging him to share from his private barrel of whiskey. I guess a romantic, idealized love story sells better than the truth of a constantly drunk, homeless female hobo.
Biographies
There are many biographies of Martha Jane Cannary on the market. I have the feeling most aren’t too good: few facts about her life are known, while there are a lot of stories made up about her. But one I think is useful is Richard W. Etulain’s The Life and Legends of Calamity Jane. Etulain is a professor of history and was director of the Center for the American West at the University of New Mexico. But more importantly he writes about the old West and the personalities of its time. The book seems to be well-researched. Etulain separates fact from fiction where possible and also goes deeply into the popular perception and the cultural reinvention of Mrs. Cannary, and how our perspective of her has repeatedly changed over time, depending on the cultural zeitgeist. The book also contains some photos of her, I recommend this for those interested, though it is quite expensive.
There is another small book, titled The letters of Calamity Jane to her daughter. The origin of its content is dubious, and no one can verify if the letters are indeed from Martha Jane Canary or someone else. In them, the author writes to her daughter about how she grew up and lived, about her different jobs, etc. According to some, Calamity Jane couldn’t read and write but this is addressed in one letter and said to be a lie. The letters were reportedly found in a box of her daughter’s. I don’t know: it’s very convenient, isn’t it? But having read it, my impression is that whoever wrote it knew the living conditions in the old West very well, in addition to many facts about Mrs. Canary’s life. If it is not from her, it’s convincingly written. Though I admit, the idea of a daughter receiving letters from her wild-living mother is a wonderful idea to draw in potentially interested female readers.
Books and comics
Calamity became a famous character in print, when she was made a supporting character in the Deadwood Dick dime novels of the 1870s. Since she first captured the attention of an audience there, a slew of books featuring her have come out, ranging from a realistic portrayal to utter fantasy. The classic quality novel might be Larry McMurtry’s Buffalo Girls, whose movie adaptation was covered earlier.
If your desire for quality reading is not as high, the books of J. T. Edson can be considered. Edson was a British dog trainer for the army, who fell in love with Westerns and became a writer, churning out an enormous number of books from the 1950’s through until the early 2000s, most of them in that genre. He had many different heroes, one of whom was Calamity Jane, writing 13 books with her as the main character.
According to his readers, he was very entertaining in his early books but Edson’s later work lost his spark. Of course, he invented his own Wild West scenarios, so one shouldn’t expect realistic depictions – less than you would expect from a John Wayne movie. The author himself admitted that he never sat on a horse in his life. Today, his books can mostly be found second-hand or in old book shops. However, a couple of years ago, some of his Calamity Jane books were re-published under new titles. Some are now also available as e-books.
Not surprisingly, she has also appeared in comics and graphic novels. For some reason unknown to me, the French especially seem to love her in comic book form, as I am aware of at least 5 different books with her from there. It’s possible the Lucky Luke stories by Morris may have generated interest in her in Europe. For many, including myself, it was their first contact with the character.
Conclusion
So, we come to the end of this little overview on Calamity Jane-related Westerns. I learned a lot over the course of it. For example, the majority of film-makers can’t resist inventing a love story between her and Wild Bill, or dressing her up in a skirt, at least for a couple of scenes. Obviously, the latter is to calm audiences and let them know she would be a good housewife if circumstances only would let her. For, you see, she wears male attire only because she has to work in a man’s world, and has no husband yet. Or that for whatever reason, she has been played by an astonishing number of blonde actresses, despite the real Calamity being a brunette. Or that those who play her on the screen have typically been young, very attractive and even sexy while the real person… Well, if you see any photos of the original, such as the one here, you might spot a difference or two!
This odyssey through film via Calamity, also helps to appreciate the changing attitudes to “girls with guns” over a period of more than a century. In that time, she has transformed from the damsel in distress who is treated with some kind of contempt by Gary Cooper, to an independent woman who takes revenge for her murdered lover. The character has gone through quite a remarkable evolution over the years, reflecting the changes in society during that time, and it’s something which should be appreciated.
I wonder: will we see Calamity Jane again? And if so, where might it be, and in what form will she appear?
Only time will tell…
[Below is a YouTube playlist of various trailers and clips from some of the films discussed here]
Murder by the Lake is a TV crime series co-producted between the second public German TV channel ZDF and the public TV channel of Austria ORF. It started in 2014 with a 90-minute long TV movie, followed by a further movie each year until 2017, when the yearly output was doubled. Since 2024, there have been three movies each year. So far, 22 episodes have come out, with #23 scheduled for later this year. The German title Die Toten vom Bodensee translates as “The Dead of Lake Constance” – “Bodensee” is literally “Ground Sea”, but is called Lake Constance in English. When I saw the first movie I was struck by its surprising quality. If you have read my reviews here, you know I usually don’t think much of the quality of German film productions. This is different: not only is it a show that I always watched, but one where I bought the DVDs.
German crime shows tend to be boring and tedious, though I admit some have become much much better in the 20-odd years. This is one of those exceptions: The series captured my attention from the get-go; I found the single episodes remarkable and was quickly invested in the characters, who were very well portrayed by the actors. In short: It had a different dynamic and feel than most German shows. I wondered why it felt like that until I realized something: The creators of the show have borrowed heavily from successful recent Scandinavian TV crime series, so that you easily could call this “Scandinavian Noir, German style”.
It starts with Lake Constance, which is split between Germany, Austria and Switzerland. When a crime happens that falls under the jurisdiction of Germany and Austria, the commissariats of both countries decide to work together. A new special commission of “German-Austrian Crime Prevention” is formed, headed by German chief inspector Micha Oberländer (Matthias Koeberlin) and Austrian detective inspector Hannah Zeiler (Nora Waldstätten). Also involved, though more in secondary functions, are Austrian chief detective inspector Thomas Komlatschek (Hary Prinz), as well as a pathologist.
Sounds familiar? Well, then you probably have seen The Bridge. It had a Danish and Swedish inspector working together, in a concept used for many remakes around the world. Then there is the Swedish-German-Norwegian crime series The Sandhamn Murders, perhaps the first show to adapt ScandiNoir for a warm summer environment, rather than the usual harsh, cold surroundings of typical Scandinavian shows. The same goes for Lake Constance, whose beautiful surroundings immediately inspire viewers to plan their next holidays there. And last but not least is the character of Hannah Zeiler who is unlike any ever seen in any German TV show, let alone as a police investigator. With her hair combed back tightly, a nice Lara Croft braid, and a Spock-like mind, she moves like a cat. Unless she’s driving her 1971 Moto Gucci Nuovo Falcone motorcycle.
But most interesting is her behavior. When she first appears, she is strictly business. She says hardly a word otherwise, with no interest in getting to know the wife and daughter of her new colleague. She lets no one in emotionally, and shows an aversion to personal connection. Her behavior feels awkward, even upsetting, until you get used to it. Some watchers complained she mumbled her lines, but then, most characters here speak with an Austrian accent which can be a bit difficult to understand for Germans. It might also have something to do with the idea of a character who only slowly reveals her secrets to the audience. Because what I realized after a while, was that Hannah Zeiler is actually a more clinical, streamlined and slightly tamer Austrian version of Lisbeth Salander. Or at least her distant relative.
Similar to Lisbeth, Hannah has childhood trauma, as the sole survivor of a boat accident 20 years ago, where she lost both parents. While her mother died, her father’s body was never found. Hannah was raised by her adoptive father and now boss, Ernst Gschwendner (August Schmölzer), who plays an important role here. But in contrast to her Swedish predecessor, Hannah was never physically or psychologically abused, though the accident has left her with a fear of taking to the water. Also, the idea her father might still be alive has not entirely left her. This is a larger story arc that concludes four years later in episode 6, “The Returner”. It’s fascinating to realize how the “MCU method” of preparing a story arc over years, can pay off handsomely in the end.
Like Salander, Zeiler is a social recluse, and lives in a big house inherited from her parents. Her controlled external demeanor is in contrast to the chaotic life of Oberländer. He has family problems, with a wife who feels chained to the house and their child. He is constantly on the job, driving an old Volkswagen bus: he sometimes even spends the nights there, drunk, and it’s usually not very clean. Zeller and Oberländer are bound to clash; for a long time, it was the main reason for me to watch the series. Initially, their characters seem to come from different planets – the comparison of “like cats and dogs” is very fitting. Yet they learn to respect and rely on each other. It is touching to see Zeiler start to trust Oberländer, slowly open up to him, and their relationship develop.
There was a lot of personal development around the duo, which kept the audience coming back every year, and these were good storytelling moves. The original idea was to have cases with some kind of mystic or mythological touch, although after the first movie, it was then entirely forgotten for the next nine. Mind you, this isn’t The X-Files. The angle is more related to folk customs, superstition or single elements. For example, in the first episode a murder seems related to a Celtic mask found in the lake. In another, a dead girl is found in a mermaid costume. One episode happens during a traditional and ancient local parade. Another has a belief that a house is cursed because it was built on a former path. Or there’s a film that begins with finding a baby in a basket in the lake – was this meant to be a reference to Moses?
However, these serve only as local colour for the stories, and not much more. The stories themselves are often very complicated, with the present crimes related to ones in the past. There is a common theme of how the sins of the fathers (or mothers) are visited on the sons and daughters. Very often the results are tragic. Though thanks to the officials, these family stories are revealed and there might be a chance for a better future. For example, one episode involved two men swapped at birth by accident, and brought up by the other’s mother; when one of them finds out, it leads to tragedy. Another theme through the show, is the inability of characters to communicate with each other. and say what they feel or know. That begins with Zeiler, who is so tight-lipped in the beginning, you could get the impression that she keeps state secrets, though a logical and understandable explanation emerges later.
Yeah, tragedy is very much ingrained in the lives of the show’s protagonists. Oberländer in particular is faced with this a lot: An old love returns and tries to kill him with the rabies virus(!). His wife cheats on him, only then to die in a car accident. He has significant problems with his teenage daughter Luna, who doesn’t stay the lovely little girl she was in the first episodes. What Zeiler and Oberländer have in common, is that they are essentially both lone wolves whose main focus is their work, with Komlatschek in the middle as the well-meaning and warmhearted successor of Gschwendner. He partly balances out the behavior of Oberländer, who often appears overtly aggressive and angry, and Zeiler, who especially in the beginning seems cold-hearted, odd and a bit inhuman.
Action-wise, the show isn’t anything special, though for a German TV crime show, it moves with surprising narrative speed. Guns are drawn quite often, but shooting remains a last resort, even if a rabid dog roams the woods. But I really got to enjoy Zeiler driving her fast motorcycle over long empty roads, through beautiful landscapes. I will say, over time the show lost a bit of its attraction, after her epic arc finished; I cared less and less for Oberländer’s private problems. That said, I still watched every episode. Then in 2022, Zeiler left on a motorcycle trip, never to return. What had happened? Nora Waldstätten (seen in movies such as Carlos the Jackal, and next to Kirsten Stewart in Personal Shopper) had other projects she wanted to take precedence. Since the ZDF had endured a bad experience with an actress in another crime show, resulting in no new episodes for 4 years, they moved quickly to replace Waldstätten, though no-one directly admitted the actress was fired.
In episode 16 (“Nemesis”) Oberländer got a new Austrian partner in Luisa Hoffmann (Alina Fritsch, above). Zeiler was declared dead in the final scene, Oberländer getting a phone call informing him she had a fatal motorcycle accident – strangely in Spain. Honestly, I felt quite cheated by this cheap way to write a character out of a show. The powers that be could have come up with a better, more fitting and respectful way to get the character out of the series, especially considering she was the main reason to watch in the first place. I did get a strong feeling the writers and producers chickened out from what would have been the next logical step, after the relationship building over all those years: making Oberländer and Zeiler a couple! For let’s face it: both were so special, in their own way, that any relationship with a “normal” person was doomed. Yet, they connected with each other and always understood that “the job comes first”.
But the powers that be again ignored their own character and story build-up completely – see my review for Arcane season 2 – and pulled a former girlfriend of Oberländer out of nowhere. Unfortunately, she was a criminal that betrayed him and would be shot later by Komlatschek. I gave the new actress one quick glance and, without condemning her performance, realized that special… strangeness, charisma, aura, call it whatever you want, her predecessor exuded en masse, just wasn’t there at the slightest. You won’t be surprised that I didn’t watch any of the subsequent episodes.
Oddly, while Waldstätten lasted 15 episodes, Fritsch threw in the towel after 6 (her last one, “Medusa”, was shown January 2025). The final episode I saw had Oberländer and Komlatschek becoming the new investigative couple, and it apparently stays like that for the new episodes. It’s kind of sad when I think of how Waldstätten has been getting guest roles in other, definitely inferior TV crime shows since her dismissal. I wonder who will be the next woman colleague to turn up? After all, I think TV audiences like to see a good-looking interesting female character next to the boorish, angry Oberländer. As the films usually (and still) have between 6-8 million viewers for each new episode, it would be quite risky to change the recipe for success.
Creator: Sam Davis et al Star: Matthias Koeberlin, Nora Waldstätten, Alina Fritsch, Hary Prinz
a.k.a. Die Toten vom Bodensee English-speaking audiences can watch the series with subtitles, on MHz Choice, also through Amazon Prime.
I guess, the old saying “just there for Godzilla” definitely applies to me. This movie is far from perfect, but as long as I see some skilled fighters in fancy costumes battling it out, I’m in. Additional points are given if the respective dub is at least tolerable. Broken Oath is actually an interesting movie. It is kind of a remake of Japanese classic Lady Snowblood with Meiko Kaji from 1973. The difference is that this Golden Harvest production, from producer Raymond Chow, stars Angela Mao.
She was probably the biggest female martial arts star at the time in Asian movies and had the status of a female Bruce Lee. She had starred with Lee in Enter the Dragon and one-time James Bond George Lazenby in two other movies, and also worked with classic directors like Chang Cheh and King Hu. Some of her famous films include Lady Whirlwind, When Taekwondo Strikes, Hapkido, The Fate of Lee Khan and many others. In the seventies. she could hardly walk down a street without being instantly recognized.
Broken Oath was to be her last movie for Golden Harvest which is quite inexplicable because she was a major star – did they let her go or was that her own decision? After that, she began working in Taiwanese movies with obviously lesser budgets. She lasted in movies for quite some time until the early 90s when she retired from film business. In a way it’s a pity that her golden era more or less ended in the 1970s, considering the success stars such as Michelle Yeoh, Jackie Chan, Jet Li or Donnie Yen would later enjoy – and continue to do so – in the West.
Broken Oath follows the story beats of Lady Snowblood quite closely – until it slowly becomes its own thing. It’s comparable to how Temptress of a Thousand Faces freely emulated the French Fantomas movies of the sixties. Like the Japanese original, it starts with a woman sent to prison where she gives birth to a child. On her death-bed she reveals her story of how her husband, General Liu, was killed by a gang of hoodlums; after resisting a rape attempt by one of them, she was sent to prison because the police didn’t believe her.
She gives birth to a girl and asks her “sisters” (inmates) to take care of the child, and to raise it to take revenge for the death of her parents. Instead, one of them, subsequently referred to as the girl’s godmother, gives her to a Buddhist nunnery with the blessings of the abbess who doesn’t think that the cycle of violence should continue. In the English dub, the little girl is called “Lotus”; the subtitles call her Jie Lian, though her original name was Xiao Mei. In any case, she has violent tendencies, though for some unspecified reason these Buddhist scholars are constantly fighting when not listening to the wisdom of Buddha. Lotus ends up killing three drifters in the wood when they try to rape her.
As she has “broken her oath” (to Buddha, I guess), she has to leave the nunnery and goes to live with her godmother, from whom she learns how to become a pickpocket and gets to know her friend and colleague Ah Shu. From there on, the movie loses connection to the original movie which I see as a good thing. Jie Lian finds the murderers, though the plot is essentially hardly more than the bones of a story, rather than a fully fleshed-out narrative. It unnecessarily complicates itself with the introduction of new characters and side-stories, but in the end the overall simplicity is indeed for the better of the movie.
For some time, I wondered if this movie was really worth my attention: I just wanted to see Angela Mao show me how hard and high she could kick. Fortunately, the film didn’t let me down. But it has to be said, it needed more than half of the movie until the whole martial arts machinery kicked – as it were! – into high gear. After being saved by an old, wise man named Qi Feng from the poisonous dust of one opponent. and his subsequent death at the hands of uber-villain Zhao Cai (both took part in the raid on Jie Lian’s parents, with Qi Feng now getting redemption by saving Lotus), things escalated quite quickly.
I have to say, I personally still prefer the melancholic elegiac beauty of Lady Snowblood and Meiko Kaji’s unmistakable charisma (I’m aware that Jim gave that movie a low rating, but for me that Japanese chanbara movie is an absolute high-ranking classic. To each their own, as they say), but the sheer number of ideas that this movie here bombards you with is remarkable. Let’s see… Steel claws as weapons; a liquid, one villain uses to spit fire and burn his victims to death; blades on a string used like a yo-yo. by an opponent played by Sammo Hung; a hat that goes over the whole head of Master Yun (later revealed to be Zhao Cai); sword fights; butterfly needles; group attacks, attack scorpions; and secret passages through stone caves hidden behind book shelves.
Really, the last 30-40 minutes of this go like gangbusters! I only wish the first half of the movie would have been like that, too. Granted, a story needs time to be built up, but let’s be honest: there is not much of a story here. Just the outspoken will for revenge, and that only happens after the godmother tells Lotus about her past. It is revealed at the end that the villains had planned to overthrow the government 20 years ago; General Liu discovered their treachery and was therefore killed. Better a good reason late than never, I guess. These things can’t quite disguise some carelessness in the story-development.
For example, Ah Shu seemed to be built up as a love interest. But he is killed off in a way, as well as the heroine’s reaction to it, which is so casual I wondered why he was even in the story. There is another character supposedly killed – silly me, believing that – who is suddenly back there to support the combatants in their fight again. The whole “she is poisoned and has to be cured” episode feels like a pointless story element, with no good reason except for extending the movie’s run time (admittedly I saw the theatrical version at 98 minutes; there is an extended version around 5 minutes longer), and giving Mao the chance to lay down and take a short break.
The actors here… well, they are Chinese actors in seventies wuxia and act accordingly. One shouldn’t expect Oscar-worthy performances here. The evil villains are evil and the rest of the actors hardly make much of an impression. Angela Mao is adequate as expected, though of course I’m more interested in her fighting skills than her acting talents. She moves elegantly and swiftly and I do believe she can fight off and kill more than half a dozen men, attacking her all at once. She is great “hero material”, and I applaud every action of hers. But I can hardly detect any burning pain underneath, or an insatiably hot appetite for revenge. Comparing that with the painful, tragic, almost longing for death portrayal of Kaji might be unjust. But it is also inevitable.
Of course, the dubbing doesn’t help. Yes, one should see movies like this in the original language version with subtitles, but I prefer a dub when I can get one. I don’t know from when this one comes (possibly the movie’s release in 1977), but the performances aren’t Anthony Hopkins and Jodie Foster acting, to say the least. I’m just happy to get lip-synched dialogue. It mostly plays inside buildings, temples or halls, giving the impression this is first and foremost a studio production. There are only a few scenes on location, though these are nice to look at. While I don’t rank the movie lower for it, I liked the beautiful, natural surroundings of Lady Snowblood much more. It’s just a matter of taste.
That said, as a whole I liked the production design, which makes you feel that the movie’s budget went into it, along with the historical Chinese costumes and some effects. It’s in contrast to Mao’s later Taiwanese films, where I can confirm she was working on a notably lower quality standard. This movie definitely has its qualities. As an old saying (incorrectly attributed to Oscar Wilde) goes: “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery”. This might be true not only for Lady Snowblood, which Quentin Tarantino paid tribute to in Kill Bill – Vol. 1, but also for Broken Oath, as the fight between Sammo Hung and Angela Mao is definitely mirrored in the one between Chiaki Kuriyama and Uma Thurman.
Spoilers will follow! At one point, Scandinavian noir, was a genre mostly well-known only in Europe and to die-hard crime novel readers. But the ground-breaking female characters who have made the genre recognized worldwide in the past two decades consists of a trio. In addition to the most well-known, Lisbeth Salander of the Millennium series, there is Saga Norén of Bron: The Bridge, and Sarah Lund of The Killing. All of these have been remade in a number of other countries – not only America. But I think it’s uncontroversial to say that none ever came close to the originals. There is something to the way these series are constructed and conceptualized by our Scandinavian neighbours, that film crews in other countries just can’t re-create.
It’s not just, for example that American productions have higher budgets. Other, non-American remakes or “new versions” aren’t able to re-create that special “air” either. It’s a specific atmosphere these series have, even though those in charge of production usually understand the attraction of the original. Although Scandinoir existed well before those three series. Elements like more realistic depictions of criminal acts, very often with social aspects interwoven, and investigators with personal problems, can be traced in literature back to the 1960s, and on television to the 1970s and 80s. A realistic local background with more down-to-earth investigators, as opposed to classic Anglo-American super-detectives like Sherlock Holmes, or private investigators like Philip Marlowe, started around then, and can still be found in long-running classic German TV crime series, Tatort (literal: “scene of the crime”).
Though before these new shows, some starring some quite “damaged” women, hardly anyone except die-hard fans of crime stuff noticed. The show that served as a wake-up call for everything was The Killing. This Danish-German co-production ran for three seasons, from 2007-2012. [It seems whenever there is a new Scandinavian crime series, ZDF, the second public TV channel of Germany, is involved. They also co-produced the Millennium and Bridge shows, among other Scandinavian series.] The original version totalled 40 episodes of 55 minutes; some countries broadcast it as 20 episodes of around 110 minutes. The German version was like that: you always can tell the break between episodes, by the two-minute montage, with music underneath. It received a number of remakes, in America, Turkey and Egypt.
As typical for these Scandinavian shows, they are slow-burn mysteries. This means taking their time, introducing countless suspects and going far beyond the case, such as adding a political dimension to the scope. I was astonished to discover they did really only cover one case for an entire season. In an average episode of Tatort the case would be solved and finished after the usual 90 minutes. Here, it takes longer – much longer! – especially in the first season. It started to drag a little bit, as solving the single case of a vanished girl lasted almost nineteen hours on screen. That said, the longer experience definitely has its advantages.
For perhaps the first occasion, the suffering of the family members left behind after a beloved person dies, is shown in what feels like almost real-time. That’s remarkable, as in almost any crime story I have ever seen, these feelings are usually only vocalized in one or two sentences. Just recently, I watched an old Italian giallo and it felt almost ridiculous how the main character seemed hardly moved at all, as her entire family was exterminated, one by one. Is such behavior normal? Normal people mourn their beloved ones. Maybe some do it more quietly than others, but most movies or series leave this, very important, aspect out, with it usually secondary to finding the perpetrator. The Killing takes that time, showing us the after-effects on a family barely able to go on, needing psychological help, and taking pointless, misguided revenge, with acts that can’t bring back what has been lost.
Admittedly, they might have gone on in this direction a bit too much – especially in the first season, which is twice as long as the others – and I was starting to look at my watch. Though things are always happening, you may lose a bit of patience as yet another suspect is presented to you. What, they are proven innocent? Okay, how about this one? Oh, and there is new evidence, it might actually have been the one we let off the hook last episode! And so on.
In all three seasons, a pattern of political involvement is found. For example, a pool car belonging to a political party might have been involved in a kidnapping, with the story taking place in the run-up to elections. Suddenly, the whole process of parties in electoral battle mode can be affected by the outcome of the investigations, as well as individuals’ dirty laundry being brought up by the other side or the police. One of the main politicians in the first season is played by Lars Mikkelsen (Mads’ brother), who’d go on to play a great villain in the Benedict Cumberbatch “Sherlock” show. In other seasons, the police have to deal with other institutions and organizations hampering their work, such as the military or the secret service. The third season deals with a major industrial corporation, as the company chief’s daughter is kidnapped and might be held in one of his shipping containers.
But the main character is always the introverted police commissioner, Sarah Lund (Gråbøl). Lund doesn’t come across as the most accessible character, to say the least. It’s a character trait she shares with her sisters in spirit, Salander and Norén. Though of the three, she might be the most “normal”, and her biggest problem an inability to communicate. Maybe it’s too cold in Denmark, and you don’t want to open your mouth if it’s not necessary? She can be quite talkative – when it’s about the case. But it’s always about the case and not her family. In season one, Lund’s fiancé and son wait for her to come to them in Sweden. Though she wants it, there is always something. Her superior insists she has to continue her work, as the only one who can, despite her successor already waiting in the wings. Even after boarding the plane, she returns once again to solve crime for another day in Copenhagen. Then everything changes when her colleague gets shot.
She gets smarter in the second season, now carrying her gun with her at all times. This will save her life at the end of the series, which deals with a series of murders of former Danish soldiers. Sometimes you can’t solve everything just with your mind! But there is always an apparent lack of social competence. Lund doesn’t seem to understand the emotional needs of her family (and others) and that’s why she loses them. The case is always more important for her. She becomes quite obsessive in her investigations – even after everyone, including her new chief Brix (Morten Suurballe) sees a case as solved. You thought Columbo with his, “There is still a little question I have…”, could get on your nerves? Wait, until you meet Sarah Lund!
There is a learning curve and character arc for the character. She is hesitant to come back to work in season 2, and in season 3 realizes that she has failed, not only as a mother but in her social life in general. She would like to have a closer relationship with her son, but he doesn’t want anything to do with her anymore. She manages to take care of his pregnant girl-friend, though even in front of the hospital room where the girl and her son are holding her newborn grandchild, she still turns around because… Well, you know… The case… Ultimately, the show can be seen as a tragedy. Yes, the cases all get solved in the end. But that doesn’t mean that we get a truly happy ending.
Season 1. The father of the murdered girl kills the murderer, and will most likely go into prison for that. Season 2. The minister of justice uncovers the corruption of the ruling government, but can’t do anything against it, as everyone is covering it up. He can only decide between joining them, thereby keeping his career, or quitting. Season 3 is the worst of all. While the kidnapped girl is saved, the industrialist must remain silent about the cover-up of his board of directors, in order to keep the company going. Meanwhile, Lund finds out who raped and murdered another girl years ago, and sees no alternative but to shoot the murderer. The ending has her leaving her home country, perhaps to return one day with new evidence to justify the killing, instead of finally getting together with a past love from her youth (Kass, who would later enjoy success as Jussi Adler-Olsen’s Carl Mørck).
As there never was a fourth season, she might still be searching that evidence abroad. But happy endings certainly look different in Scandinavia. After all is said though, this is a good show with great and convincing actors. You can enjoy its complex story-lines, its gritty, sometimes almost cynical, world view and darkness, if you are willing to be patient and have enough time. The second and third seasons are much easier to watch than the first. The Scandinavian approach to crime series is definitely different one from what other European or American series offer their audiences. But if you get used to them, they can be quite addictive as this show showed. On its release, The Killing became especially successful in Great Britain, which might then have drawn the attention of American producers in this direction.
It started the new wave of Scandinavian noir in 2007, which seems to have lasted for about a decade, ending ten years later in the Hollywood adaptation of Jo Nesbø’s The Snowman, with Michael Fassbender as Harry Hole. But if you are in the mood for more psychologically damaged, Scandinavian, anti-heroines, you’ll find plenty of others, such as Annika Bengtzon or Rebecka Martinsson. There are also reports that Amazon Prime is planning a new show on good ol’ Lisbeth Salander. Who knows, maybe the era of troubled Scandinavian female investigators isn’t over yet?
When the reboot (you hardly can call this just a remake) of She-Ra and the Princesses of Power – and please note the plural form! – was released by Netflix in 2018, it immediately drew fierce criticism. The main issue was re-designing the classic character of heroine She-Ra as well as others. The original animated series ran from 1985-87, and featured very feminine-looking characters. You could call them the feminine ideal: large in size, fit, attractive and yet still more realistic than the musclebound hero from mother series He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, of which She-Ra was a spin-off.
Though it has to be said: those characters then looked very much alike, as if the same model was used for almost all of them. In the new show, which ran for 5 seasons between 2018-20, the characters look more like prepubescent teenagers, and it was one of the things old fans took issue with. She-Ra and her allies were once an ideal of what a young girl might hope to look like as a grown-up, similarly to Barbie. The reimagined version stresses more diversity in body-shape. The character of Glimmer is more rounded – arguably a bit over-weight – which drew ire, too. But these characters also look more androgynous, essentially eliminating the feminine ideal. We seem to live in a time when female characters aren’t allowed to look stereotypically female, though there seems no such problem with heroes e. g. Hugh Jackman in Deadpool & Wolverine.
The show was soon called “woke”, but this is only justified, in that it fits the usual Netflix inclusion rules. So, the character of Bow, the archer, is black and has two fathers; there are indications some characters have relationships with people of their own sex; there is a lizard person whom we are informed online is transgender; then there is heroine She-Ra, who at the very end of the series (similar to The Legend of Korra), enters a relationship with her constant frenemy, Catra. I personally didn’t mind, though it may have something to do with me never caring for She-Ra in the 80s. It makes a difference if you create an original character like Korra, or take a preexisting character and change them drastically. I would have a beef, too, if let’s say James Bond in his next incarnation would be declared homosexual.
Though woke? Is it woke? Well… not in the sense I normally understand the word. For me, it means an agenda is being pushed. I can’t really say I see this here, unless the agenda is to stress that people exist who are not hetero-normative. Which… is true? The focus is on the story; we don’t get characters demonstrating against being sexually or politically repressed by the evil patriarchy, or talking about the problems of their gender orientation in modern society. This is no more woke than The Dragon Prince, another popular Netflix show. Part of the attention is probably due to creator ND Stevenson, who has stated he is – according to Wikipedia – “nonbinary, transmasculine and bigender,” as well as having bipolar disorder and ADHD. Well, whatever it is, is reflected in Stevenson’s work, in She-Ra as well as Netflix animated movie Nimona, based on his graphic novel.
But what is the story?
The core is the same. Adora, a human girl, has been raised as a soldier by the Horde, an alien race ruled by the evil Hordak, who is at war with the inhabitants of the planet Etheria. When Adora finds the magical sword of power that makes her She-Ra, Princess of Power, she learns the Horde aren’t the good guys. She swaps sides to fight them, with the support of several princesses living on Etheria, who all have special powers. However, there is no mention here of Prince Adam (a.k.a. He-Man), Adora’s brother, separated from her at birth when she was kidnapped by the Horde. This fits the modern animated He-Man series released by Netflix in 2021, which was in a totally different drawing style – its characters wouldn’t have matched. And as far as I know – someone correct me, if I’m wrong here – Adora’s childhood was not part of the original story. I’m also unaware she shared a sisterly childhood bond with Catra, a humanoid with cat-like features, in the Horde.
For it’s here where the new show differs from the old stories. And is all the better for it, as the relationships of the characters inform the story of the new series and are essentially the core of it. As Adora leaves the Horde, she puts herself essentially in opposition to Catra. Like her, Catra has been a childhood protégé of Shadow Weaver, a mysterious woman with magical powers and loyal servant of Hordak. Shadow Weaver has raised the two girls but has always been lying to them and treating Catra badly compared to Adora. This plants the seed of a competitive relationship between the two girls. There are definitely shades of Avatar – The Last Airbender in this.
Catra sees Adora’s defection as a personal betrayal, which leads her to fight against Adora more and more. At the same time, it becomes clear that Catra cares – in her own twisted way – for Adora. Her actions are, in some way, a logical result of her upbringing by Shadow Weaver, who later in the proceedings will turn to Adora’s side, too. In the end, Catra is on Adora’s side, declaring her love, which finishes the story.
The series got a lot of praise for inclusivity and character reinvention and has a quite enthusiastic fan-base. Though I don’t see anything here, I hadn’t seen before somewhere else, especially in the Avatar series, as mentioned. It’s not surprising a show like Sailor Moon and the style of Miyazaki films (though I fail to recognize the latter in the show), were cited as influences. The fan-base here, which may mainly consist of “non-heterosexual oriented” young people is definitely not the same fan-base as the original series. So if the intent was to enlarge interest in the franchise in general, I guess one could say: Mission accomplished!
On the other hand, it’s clear this new spin on an old title has split fandom – or, rather, created a second fandom. This is not necessarily a good thing. It can result in embittered online wars and open hostility between members of different fan groups, both claiming ownership of “their story” and how it should be portrayed or interpreted. It’s not the only case. See franchises like Star Wars (George Lucas’ or the Disney version?) and Star Trek (“old Trek” vs. “new Trek”?). If you are as old as I am, you may even remember a time, long before Internet and personal computer communication existed, when people argued over if Kirk or Picard was the better captain, or Sean or Roger the better Bond. Change, it seems, always creates controversies. Therefore, the new show – as good as it is – has created a problem for the franchise that won’t be solved in a foreseeable future.
The plot is interesting and captivating, depicting a cycle of childhood abuse that repeats itself later, with Catra attacking Adora and others – just as she was mistreated and psychologically manipulated by Shadow Weaver when she was a young child. It gave the characters a depth you probably wouldn’t have expected, from a reboot of an old animated show – one that itself was just a spin-off of another show, made more than 30 years ago. But that’s the thing, isn’t it? We always expect “our” franchises to continue year after year, decade after decade, telling us the same stories without changing. But the world constantly changes, and you can’t expect series and franchises not to reflect that in some way. It’s especially true, if we talk about series lasting more than a generation.
What I also liked here very much, were the action scenes. When Catra was being evil-sarcastic to Adora it did remind me a bit of Shego being mean to Kim Possible, or Callisto toying with Xena (another… princess…). But it also has to be said that the show needed some time to get going, had some episodes that felt like fillers, and while characters like She-Ra, Catra, Shadow Weaver, Entrapta, Scorpia or Hordak were mostly written interestingly, others felt a bit bland, underdeveloped and interchangeable. Though it might be a given, if you have so many characters in one show. It is true, the show didn’t break new ground, though I didn’t expect it to. These reboots typically repackage an already existing product, despite presenting it to the audience as something entirely new. Is so much praise justified for a show that essentially is recycled? Just because the main characters come out as lesbians at the end?
Additionally, it has been pointed out that the redemption of Catra is more than just a bit questionable. [Though she isn’t the main villain of the show: it’s still Hordak, who in the original show was also the mentor of He-Man’s archenemy Skeletor.] She has attacked and tried to kill Adora several times and went so far as wanting to destroy the entire world, rather than see Adora succeed in her goals. That’s pretty bad, and one wonders how such a character can just be forgiven. Admittedly, Etheria might have a different legislation and jurisdiction than planet Earth! But someone put it quite well: “Catra is a war criminal. Why is she not being treated as one?”
In the end the show is indeed comparable to Sailor Moon – it’s all in the name and power of love and forgiveness. Who wants to question logic here? For all its perceived “controversial” elements and flaws, the show is good entertainment, which is where my main focus always lies. Netflix’s streaming rival, Amazon, announced a while ago they wanted to do a live-action She-Ra series (recent news reports suggest it may be He-Man’s turn next). This caused something of an uproar among the fans of the Netflix show, obviously fearing She-Ra may become straight again! It’s history repeating, similar to the reactions of original series fans when they first saw the Netflix show. Though if indeed that She-Ra show is produced, its story-telling will have to match the quality of this one.
But it seems you can never make everyone happy at the same time!
Creator: ND Stevenson Star (voice) : Aimee Carrero, AJ Michalka, Karen Fukuhara, Marcus Scribner
Martha Jane Cannary Burke, a.k.a. “Calamity Jane” (1852-1903) was a lot of things. But most of all she was the inventor of her own legend. By the end of the 19th century, dime novels based off her alleged adventures already sold very well. Unfortunately, the foul-mouthed and constantly drunk former frontier woman could never benefit financially from her reputation, with which others earned good money. She died early, though already perceived as a legend of the “old West”. To divide which of the many stories told about her are true, and which are not, is a job for the historians, not mine. For a character who definitely provided a “fill in the gaps” hero’s template, it’s no surprise Calamity Jane soon became a mythic legend of the “Wild West”, combined with other illustrious characters of that time such as “Wild Bill” Hickok, Wyatt Earp, Doc Holliday, Billy the Kid and many others.
On the big screen, she has been portrayed by Jane Russell (The Paleface), Jean Arthur in The Plainsman, Doris Day in the beloved musical Calamity Jane, Angelica Huston (Buffalo Girls) and Ellen Barkin in Wild Bill (next to Jeff Bridges). On the small screen she could be seen, amongst others, in an episode of Bonanza, played by Stephanie Powers, and 3 seasons of Deadwood where Robin Weigert played a more modern and realistic version of her. As the Calamity Jane character is so prominent, and separate from the real person she once was, in a way similar to Robin Hood, the Musketeers, or Matthias Kohlhaas in Europe, it seemed only a matter of time until she would also find her way into an animated version of herself, which this series presents.
The Legend of Calamity Jane was a short-lived animated show that came out in 1997, a co-production of French TV channel Canal+ and The WB in America. The intent was to create something similar to the successful animated Batman show. Originally scheduled for 13 episodes, after just three weeks, the series vanished from the TV guides. While obviously not successful enough in the US, the full series ran as a dubbed version in several other countries. Over time, maybe partly due to not being available, the show developed a cult following.
Originally, Jennifer Jason Leigh was chosen to play Calamity, but for unknown reasons was replaced by Barbara Scarf, who does a good and satisfying job. Though remembering the roles Leigh played, and her subsequent role as an evil criminal in Tarantino’s western The Hateful Eight, one wonders how her Calamity Jane would have sounded. But then Calamity is a true blue hero here, so maybe Leigh wouldn’t really have fit this version of the character.
The show itself takes place around 1876 and is great fun. Calamity Jane is an adult, red-haired and green-eyed woman, with a whip that regularly comes in handy for dangerous situations. She is serious-minded and on the side of the law, meaning whenever help is needed, she will be there. She has a horse called Dakota and drinks milk (hey, what do you expect – it’s made for kids!). Always on her side is old Joe Presto (Welker) who can best be described as her comic sidekick, though sometimes comes across a bit simple-minded. Also, I sometimes had problems understanding his mumbling, though you get used to it. Of course, when you tell the story of Calamity Jane, Wild Bill Hickok is never far away. In real life she claimed that they were a couple in Deadwood. though according to historians, this could easily be another made-up story, as she was famous for doing. In this show, he helps her from time to time and is voiced by Clancy Brown (the Kurgan from Highlander).
The stories are one-offs, concluding at the end of each week, and Calamity usually has to deal with villains or other problems. For example, in the first episode, she prevents a war between the Comanches and the army; in another one she brokers peace between a racist settler and the Blackfoot tribe. Some villains can be quite nasty, although I don’t recall her killing any of them. But others are less confrontational. In one story, she meets her long-lost father, and in another, she has to deal with a young girl who has run away from home, and wants to become like her.
Overall, the stories are entertaining and different enough, so they never fall into a pattern or get boring. Of course, what I liked especially was action scenes which were above what you might expect from a show at the end of the 90s. There really was no reason why the show failed to find an audience in the US. It definitely could have stood alongside Batman, and I personally think there would have been a place for both, as each were their own thing. Fortunately, the series has now been made available on DVD and Blu-Ray. Here’s hoping Calamity will find many new fans.
Dir: Pascal Morelli Star (voice): Barbara Scaff, Frank Welker, Clancy Brown, Michael Horse
Catwoman: Hunted is a 2022 DC animated movie. Here is a little confession: Catwoman alone never worked for me. In combination with Batman, there is that special chemistry, a feeling that makes the character work but alone? Nope! Neither in the comics with her solo title, nor in a movie solely focused on her (Catwoman with Halle Berry still makes me tremble… but not in a good way!) does this character function for me. A burglar dressed in a cat-suit? No, actually that comes across for me as old-fashioned (do thieves that climb up houses still exist, today?). Strangely, whenever the character appears on the screen contrasted with Batman, it works.
Anyway, it doesn’t stop people from trying to give the most famous Cat-orientated character of the DC universe further solo adventures. In this movie, Selina Kyle appears in classical dress at some kind of cosplay event. Everyone is dressed either as a DC hero or villain: she is next to Batman villain Black Mask in her classic 1940s costume, only to later switch into her modern sexy suit and steal a diamond. Unfortunately, she is discovered and hunted by the Leviathan crime syndicate that set up the party. The diamond was Black Mask’s entry fee to the society. Catwoman is saved by Batwoman who kind of forces her to do… well, what? Kind of spying on Leviathan. Once again being discovered – for a thief she is really not that successful – she and Batwoman must face several opponents…
What sounds as if it could be an interesting story, turned out to be a very disappointing movie. I had to watch it twice because even though the film is a short 78 minutes, I almost fell asleep. The introduction to the story feels clumsily handled, scenes are overlong, and after we know where the story wants to go, the movie basically is a constant follow-up of fight scenes of Catwoman and Batwoman against a range of well-known and lesser known DC villains. These include Cheshire, Nosferata (one I had never heard of before, and I used to read DC comics quite regularly in my youth), Solomon Grundy and the Cheetah herself, Barbara Minerva who is Leviathan’s chairwoman, though Talia al Gul is managing everything from the shadows.
It feels as if someone threw as many characters, mainly female ones, into the script as possible, perhaps to hide the fact that Batman isn’t in the picture. But they don’t necessarily have the knowledge how these characters usually act. That may be partly the fault of director Shinsuke Terasawa (Wikipedia lists the movie as a Japanese-American production; maybe Warner’s wanted to save money?) but the script also has structure problems. What I’d call act one wasn’t finished until half the film’s running time was over. And the script doesn’t develop any further from this point on. You’re left to wonder what the big plan was, or what Catwoman was supposed to do, but this question is never answered. The remainder is a bunch of fight scenes, heaped on each other until this is finally over.
The script is by Greg Wiseman, whom I personally admire for his wonderful, unfortunately underrated, Disney animated classic series Gargoyles from the late 90s. He also was involved in animated series such as The Spectacular Spider-Man and Young Justice, a series that also has its fans, despite flying under the radar. But here he seems missing the right feel for the established DC heroes and villains.
Take the Catwoman of this film for example. We all know how this character should be played, though there are different interpretations of the character on the big screen over the years. This Catwoman comes across as downright awkward and arrogant to the hilt. We know of Catwoman’s erotic flirtations with Batman, but here she is “in heat” the whole time which just feels wrong. I know how it sounds but this Catwoman feels… well… oversexualized. And just because she has a thing for Batman doesn’t mean you just can switch this behaviour to Batwoman. Yes, we know Batwoman is nowadays a lesbian, since this side-character from the Batman comics of the 50s was resurrected in modern times. But that doesn’t mean that she must almost be seduced by Catwoman. Then Catwoman drops the ball again, as if the whole point of the scene was just about showing us how incredibly irresistible she is to everyone. Thank you very much, female self-esteem!
More than this – and difficult even for me, who usually accepts some very unbelievable things in story-telling – this Catwoman seems almost to have superpowers. I have no problem having her, teamed with Batwoman, fighting the assassin Cheshire, against whose poison she had earlier taken an antidote, or Nosferata, who reminded me of a female version of classic character Man-Bat. But the two fighting and beating 50+ assassins of the League of Shadows? No. Just no. Sometimes it borders on the ridiculous. When Catwoman shoves a bundle of explosives in Solomon Grundy’s mouth and tells us: “That’s all folks!”, I wondered who had the marvellously stupid and tonally deaf idea of referencing Porky Pig in a DC movie! It just feels tonally wrong.
Another ill-fitting decision is the score by Yutaka Yamada. Don’t get me wrong. His music will probably please you if you like jazz, but for a DC action movie it’s just the wrong choice. What almost – but only almost – saves the movie is the final chase when Barbara Minerva turns into an oversized version of her Cheetah personality and goes after Catwoman. For the first time in this movie you have the feeling Catwoman is in real danger. But this is too little too late. It can’t compensate for all the mistakes that had been made in the movie before.
Don’t take the above too hard; someone unaccustomed to DC or Batman comics might actually enjoy this. For me, someone who knows and loves the characters, it felt like a gigantic misstep by the creative team who made this film. And I still can’t help the feeling that it would have been a much better movie if Batman had been the main character, having to deal with an opposing Catwoman. The best thing here was a 40-minute extra on my Blu-Ray, about the history of Catwoman in comics, TV and movies. That was really interesting. The main feature… not so much!
Dir: Shinsuke Terasawa Star (voice): Elizabeth Gillies, Stephanie Beatriz, Kirby Howell-Baptiste, Zehra Fazal
★★★
“Everything that goes up, must come down again.”
Note: Watching season 1 or at least reading Jim’s review of it is highly recommended. Spoilers will follow!
I never played the MOBA (multiplayer online battle arena) video game League of Legends. But I guess this was the case for many people, when they discovered the first season of the animated series based on it in 2021 on Netflix, and were surprised by its great quality. For Arcane – League of Legends was a show long in the making. That it finally came to fruition is probably mainly due to the persistence of producers Christian Linke and Alex Yee. The whole project had many creative problems to overcome, not least the indifference of Hollywood, where Riot first tried, unsuccessfully, to find a partner for a possible translation of their stories into a film version. It would probably never have seen the light of day if they hadn’t employed producer and writer Amanda Overton. She was able to see the dramatic potential of Riot’s fictive world Runeterra and take the needed steps for this to become a story.
The whole project was something absolutely new for all involved, because animated clips for games are not the same as an animated series. It spent a long time in development – production for the first season took seven years. Success could not be guaranteed, therefore needing another three for the second season to go into production without finished scripts for every episode, according to Variety. This resulted in a total budget of $250 million for the entire series. The first season cost $80m to produce; the second, $100m; the rest went into marketing the first season. This means every episode cost $13.9 million, the highest budget per episode of any animated series ever.
Given that, it’s no surprise to hear the rumoured three further seasons are not happening. However, the producers say that was just an inside joke: it was always intended for the story of the twin cities Piltover and Zaun to be finished with the second season. At least, it’s what they claim. Watching the rushed events play out in season 2, with new, underdeveloped characters being introduced and old characters sometimes behaving inconsistently, and not necessarily in line with the way they were presented in season 1, make doubts about such statements absolutely justified.
In any case, here we go again! While normal watchers and fans had to wait 3 years for Arcane‘s second part. Season 2 continues its story immediately after the big bang, which we don’t get to see here, caused by Zaunite and gangster protégée Jinx, previously known as Powder. We get to discover which council members died and survived. That question seemed the most important one for many people, maybe only topped by the unresolved relationship issue between Jinx’s sister Vi and Piltoverian enforcer Caitlyn. Surprisingly, only half perished but Caitlyn’s mother, Cassandra, bit the dust, a potential catalyst for a revenge arc. But then, from the very beginning on, Arcane has followed much more complex storylines than your average Hollywood blockbuster.
For this show, it means what would be enough for your average action movie or TV series, is just the beginning. It’s what I think makes the series above average in general. It always gives more than you asked for, and at the same time surprises you with sudden twists, unexpected developments, plus nuanced characterizations and relationships that escape standard black-and-white. Well, at least the first season did.
Characters are flawed, not just good or evil. They try their best, or at least react in a way that is human and understandable. Yes, the road to hell is paved with good intentions. Sometimes your effort to do good is exactly what leads to society’s downfall. That theme was prominent in season 1; for season 2, it’s also about how the actions and intentions of different people can clash with each other. Also, Riot and its creative team seek to put things on their head, with unforeseen developments for their characters. Viktor becomes a kind of helpful messiah in Zaun; Jinx teams up with her former gangster-stepfather’s loyal lieutenant Sevika, with whom she was at odds before, and young girl, Isha; Jinx becoming the poster girl for what seems to be Arcane’s prepared re-enactment of the French revolution; and Caitlyn is de facto declared sole ruler by Ambessa Medarda. A fallout between Caitlyn and Vi puts their developing love story on ice and drives Vi into nasty underground fights. There’s a lot happening here and a lot to unpack, too; no review can cover it all, so I won’t even try.
The dreamlike quality of the animation is still overwhelmingly beautiful. Though in some scenes and moments, you may feel you already know French animation studio Fortiche’s shtick. Anything repeated can hardly retain a feeling of originality, though it still may look beautiful. Once again, the musical score is fine and offers something for everyone. When music and visuals come together, they very often make a fine combination, reminding me of MTV music videos of my youth.
Unfortunately, the songs are usually at the beginning of each episode. I preferred it the way season 1 did it – we didn’t know when a song would pop up. It could be the beginning, middle or the end of an episode, so it was a nice surprise. Also, while the previous season had around eleven songs, here there might be twice as many. After a while, the constant interruptions of the story for another music sequence can start to feel quite a bit distracting if not outright annoying.
Is this season better or worse than season 1? It depends on what is important for you. What I liked very much of the first season, was it being character-focused and psychologically deeper than you would normally expect from your average entertainment product. Also, the realistic depiction of characters and their conflicts with each other made me buy into the more fantastic elements of the story. I got the strong impression that, in contrast to many Hollywood creators today, those in charge had actually read books on screenwriting and building dramatic conflicts, as well as believable characters.
Season 2 is different: focus appears to be elsewhere. It seems there is so much the writers feel the need to tell, and by wanting to introduce more of the game’s lore, it sometimes becomes too much for its own good. There are many new developments, arcs, characters, etc. Don’t get me wrong: characters are still likable, but they and their developing relationships had much more time to breath in the previous season. Here, things seemed to go a bit too quickly, and I couldn’t escape the impression characters were sometimes turning 180° within minutes. Very often events or explanations are kind of summarized in montages with music put underneath. Of course, you can do that. But you shouldn’t do it all the time.
A clear minus point in my book: things that felt logically had to happen based on season 1, are discarded in favor of other story decisions out of nowhere. You can say while the first season was character-orientated, the second wants to bring in boatloads of lore. Didn’t Jinx kill Sevika’s boss Silco just a day ago? And now they are teaming up? Really? A kiss finally confirms the love between Caitlyn and Vi, which can be probably counted as pure fan service for the lesbian community. But then there is a breakup a few minutes later, and Caitlyn, who was introduced as a shy and sexually unaware person in season 1, is shown in bed with fellow officer, Maddie Nolan. That’s a new character, and we don’t get any explanation why and how they became a couple. Where did that come from? How convenient it happened between episode 3 and 4, which saw another time-skip of unknown length.
The same is true for the revolution of Zaun against Piltover. It seemed to be just about to break out but is skipped over, too. Suddenly we have a Zaun held in check by Ambessa’s Noxian troops. I guess it relieved the animators from the burden of drawing extensive large battle scenes here between Enforcers, Zaunites and Noxian soldiers. All we get is a small demonstration led by Sevika, that’s immediately put down. Nor are we given an explanation why Jayce thinks that the Hexcore could save Viktor – how badly was he injured? While we can assume why Viktor leaves his friendship with Jayce behind, he never really states a specific reason.
Why should the council accept Caitlyn as a new member, given she is only the daughter of Cassandra? Are political positions inherited in Piltover? If so, I’m not astonished the twin cities are having so many problems. Ambessa makes Caitlyn de facto commanding officer of the city and Caitlyn takes that position, only to backpedal an episode later. Why? If you want to tell an Emperor Anakin story, do so. But then go the full mile and show me her devastating actions, as well as the resulting impact. What is a story decision worth when you have no intention to make something out of it, and reverse it a couple of episodes later? It’s like starting to tell a story, then suddenly deciding against it.
Other things didn’t make sense, as if the writers lost track of their own story. How come Ambessa knows Vi? She is virtually a total stranger to her. How does she know Vi and Caitlyn were close? And why should she be glad when Caitlyn fakes the capture of Vi, since she has little or no meaning for her? I do get that Linke & co. are in favor of “show don’t tell”, and prefer visuals and the intelligence of the audience to deduce things, instead of showering them in spoken info-dumps. But these things don’t appear logical anymore and demand explanations that are not given here. As someone who doesn’t know the game, I also had quite some problems understanding what was happening with the Hexcore, especially at the end.
Caitlyn in particular has a lot to answer for: she changes so often this season, that she could be called the poster child for inconsistent character writing. It’s as if the makers were preparing certain things, then didn’t want to follow through or got scared of their own boldness. Where is the bloody revolution, the big civil war that loomed all over season one, and whose ending seemed to be so unavoidable? I have to shake my head in disbelief at the storytellers, obviously preparing a love story between two main characters, only to chicken out for want of not having them come together too early, meaning they bond physically just shortly before the finale. Unfortunately, when said scene finally happens, it feels very much “too little, too late”. [Did they really do it on the floor of a dirty prison cell, while the climactic battle was simultaneously brewing outside?]
It should be noted that the series is not a Netflix product; Netflix was just offered the show as a distributor. Riot Games, its creator, financed the series themselves and had French animation studio Fortiche produce it. It might explain why the usual “propaganda” we see in a lot of Netflix-productions is less obviously present in this. This show mainly abandons lectures in favour of its narrative. Though it’s fair to stress the story is focused on strong, powerful women. Male characters appear either as weak and emasculated (Viktor, Salo, Heimerdinger, Caitlyn’s father), negatively portrayed (Silco, Singed, Marcus, Finn, Smeech), non-intimidating boyfriend material (Jayce, Ekko) or – and this becomes almost a dead horse – dead/absent father figures (Silco, Vander and Marcus).
If you are an imposing strong man, here it is usually as a supporting character without any agency of his own (such as “The Scowler”, Loris or Riktus, Ambessa’s muscular right-hand man). If you had told this story a few years ago, Jayce and Caitlyn would have become an adored couple – an idea the first season seemed to toy with for a moment, then quickly discarded. But as we live in ‘enlightened times’, the show sees the sensitive Jayce being seduced by powerful black leader Mel Medarda, and Caitlyn is revealed as a lesbian.
Disappointingly, the expected big final fight between Vi and Jinx is not to be found here: instead, they get along again after a bit of a brawl. Jinx the psycho? She seems quite normal again, after playing surrogate mother to the mute Isha for a couple of episodes. That’s far from any normal psychological reality. The screenwriters aren’t even above shamelessly milking nostalgia by giving us a flashback to Vander, Silco and the mother of Vi and Jinx sitting in “The Last Draw” – in a way it’s even repeated later again. Cheap, cheap, cheap!
Certain developments feel hasty, rushed and insufficiently explained. If I didn’t look it up, I’d have no idea about the meaning of the Black Rose. Maybe the Ambessa novel coming out next year might make things clearer? Fans may know what this is about; but it’s not how you present a story to people who have no prior knowledge of the game’s lore. By doing things like this you essentially exclude them from the show. I will say, it becomes better in later episodes. Episode 7 function as some kind of alternative universe story, that works as a stand-alone. Episode 8 finally gives us information we could have used earlier, when the characters have some much needed discussions with each other. Unfortunately, the last episode opts for a finale akin to a typical Tolkien adaptation by Peter Jackson, with what appears to be the villain from Avengers 2: The Age of Ultron, and partly falls prey to esoteric mumbo-jumbo.
Also, newly introduced characters such as Isha, Loris or Mattie are never developed. What can we really say about them? What is the sense of introducing an admittedly cute little girl into the story, having her do or say little of significance, only to kill her off a few episodes later? Yeah, I know, it has shock value when a child dies. But “kill the cutie” is one of the cheapest cliches. I did not expect the makers would fall to the level of George R. R. Martin, after the screenwriting skills they demonstrated in season one. [But there might be a simple explanation: I read that four of the screenwriters in season one were not part of the writing committee for season two.] For me these things indicate a rushed, not thought through screenwriting process. Obviously having “only” three years for the second season, compared to seven for the first, led to a tangible loss of quality in the careful construction of scripts and characters.
The first season’s story built up, with logical progression, and you could quickly identify with the characters’ psyches and what drove them. Don’t get me wrong, the show is still very good and entertaining, but would have been much better served if this edition had more time to breath and been spread over two or maybe even three seasons, instead of just one. Too often you feel that there are scenes or needed explanatory dialogues missing, as if they had to be cut or were never written. Consequently, while I would easily have given season one 4 stars, season two lands with only 3.
Also, there is a slight change in style. While it’s still a drama, this season seems to skew a bit more horror-orientated. Body modification (see Viktor) plays a role here, as well as the frightening abilities of the “Hexcore”, which seems to develop like a living organism. We get enforcers hunting Jinx with gas into the deep mines, and unscrupulous scientist Singed creating Warwick, a kind of werewolf-ian monster, predicted by some LoL fans after seeing the last scene of season 1. The show as a whole gets more fantastic, compared to the more retro-SF leanings of the first season.
That said, the story arcs started three years ago are brought to an end, and that doesn’t necessarily mean a happy end for all. You have to deal with the new developments, regardless if you might have wished the show to develop in a different direction. The series is still the best in its specific genre – I guess that would be animated steampunk fantasy? – and market segment, though potential new competitors like Blue Eye Samurai are lurking around the corner.
Piltover looks very much Art Deco to me while Zaun is influenced by the style of Art Nouveau. I sometimes feel the twin cities remind me of a fantastic, retro-version of Paris at the beginning of the 20th century. Or maybe a bit earlier, around 1870 and the Belle Epoque – which makes sense, considering animation studio Fortiche has its headquarters in Paris. There is a clear commitment of Fortiche to artistry; there is hardly a frame that is not incredibly beautiful or fascinating. You could easily cover your whole living room wall with pictures of the show. Any complaints I have, are not about them: they did their work. They already are working on animated movie Penelope of Sparta (about Odysseus’ wife in Greek mythology). If it has half of the technical quality of Arcane, consider my ticket bought!
I liked season 2 but I didn’t love it. The action is still great, as are the visuals, in combination with a captivating soundtrack. You still care for the characters – though sometimes you just want to slap them right and left in the face, to get them to their senses or make up their minds. The show is complex and deals with modern but also timeless themes underneath its entertaining facade such as social injustice, the advantages and dangers of new technologies (if you want you can read “Hextech” as a metaphor for nuclear energy, environment endangering industrial processes in general, weapons of mass destruction, body modification or politics that are lead by economical interests only), and the corruption and ignorance that power creates.
But there are also psychological and social themes of conflict: emotion versus intellect, safety versus liberty, preservation of the status quo versus progress by destruction of the existing system. These are best represented in sisters, Jinx and Vi, whose already shaky patchwork family has been torn into pieces by these battles. Yet it also shaped them, and put them on a collision course against each other. Or so it seemed, since the final confrontation is between Jayce and Viktor, while Jinx is given an unnecessarily bland, sacrificial death to save her sister – although the creators hint at the end that she may have survived. You could argue the character’s potential has been entirely wasted in the attempt to reshape her into a more positive protagonist in season two. I repeat: it feels absolutely weird. Looking at the titles of the first season I always expected the final fight to be between Jinx and Vi, and it feels like another broken storytelling promise.
A minor complaint I have is, all these problems are shown, but a real solution isn’t offered for them. Yes, there are many good-hearted people here. who want the best for everyone, all fighting on different fronts, But in the end these eternal conflicts that mankind has suffered from since its existence are not really solvable. It’s kind of a downer when it comes to this original, very ambitious story. So, is season 2 what The Last Jedi was to The Force Awakens? Naah. It’s more what The Matrix sequels were to the first Matrix. Less a major disappointment than an unnecessary continuation of a perfect original. Honestly, I could have done without all the new fantastic elements and story arcs. I just wanted to see the resolution of the story the first season promised me.
Expectations set by the first season were maybe too high, but could have been at least partly fulfilled. The first gave us some kind of Greek tragedy in a fashionable modern dress, this feels more like just another fantasy show, with added modern “diversity”. The end of season one, though an open one, felt logical and justified. In a way, we could imagine the results of the final action and it didn’t really demand a sequel. The ending here feels kind of average and is unsatisfying as storytelling, perhaps partly due to already preparing another new show, probably set in Noxus. While still an entertaining series, the sad thing is that might be it for the time being.
While further TV and movie projects are planned, it appears the TV and film department of Riot has been disbanded and the team members moved to other departments in the studio, according to media reports. With a $3 million license fee per episode from Netflix and another $3 million from a Chinese distributor, do the math yourself. The show will not really be profitable, despite its popularity, though it may try to recover some costs from merchandise, the release of season one on Blu-Ray this year, selling skins for their game. But it has been reported, the best they can hope for is to break even, which is not a recommendable business model, understandably. Therefore, I’m quite astonished to hear producer Christian Linke talking about another project already in preparation since last year.
Personally speaking, it would be a shame if this is the last story we see from the League of Legends universe outside of the game. The screenwriters and producers would just have to be given enough time to develop something of a similar dramatic quality to season one. Focus on characters, not so much on lore. One story at a time is enough; we don’t have to know them all immediately. But who knows? Maybe one day it might come back due to popular demand, and because someone puts enough money on the table. Films of yesteryear (like right now: Gladiator) get sequels decades later, and TV shows I last saw when I was a hopeful 30-something return all the time. Why shouldn’t that be possible for this series, too?
Creators: Christian Linke and Alex Yee Star (voice):Hailee Steinfeld, Ella Purnell, Kevin Alejandro, Katie Leung