Arcane – League of Legends: Season 1

★★★½
“A tale of two sisters.”

I’ve never played League of Legends, but the good news is, you don’t need to, in order to enjoy Arcane. While that may provide some extra depth, it works perfectly well on its own. There is a degree of over-familiarity with the high-level scenario, which is Generic Fantasy Plot #3. Per Wikipedia’s premise, “Amidst the escalating unrest between the advanced, utopian city of Piltover and the squalid, repressed undercity of Zaun…” Yeah, it’s class war time again, cut from the same basic stamp as Mortal EnginesAlita: Battle Angel and The Hunger Games. To this series’s credit, it does show more nuance than some, with good and bad on both sides of the divide. Perhaps a bit too much though, as there were points where it felt like new characters were being thrown at the viewer, even late into the nine-episode series, when the time might have been better spent developing existing ones.

The central pair are sisters Vi (Steinfeld) and Powder (Purnell), orphaned after a failed rebellion. They’re brought up by the leader of the rebellion, and subsequently get entangled in the web of crime, politics, magic and science which powers both sides of the divide. There’s a lot going on here: simply summarizing it would fill the rest of the article. But there are a couple of key points. Powder becomes estranged from her sister, changes her name to Jinx, and goes to work for crime lord Silco (Spisak). Scientist Jayce Talis (Alejandro) creates a technology called Hextech: this (Generic Fantasy Plot #7…) allows for the control of magical energy, which can used for good or evil. It also does… well, whatever the plot needs, from curing illness to blowing things up. Intrigue ensues. A great deal of intrigue.

I did appreciate the script’s complexity, which stands in contrast to most video-game adaptations. I think the greater length (9 x 40-ish minutes) than a movie, gives the writers time to explore things in more depth, and I can’t complain at all about the overall world-building, either in story or artwork. Its French origins perhaps explain the look, which sometimes resembles a bande dessinee. Indeed, the show does almost all the big things right, from animation that’s top-notch, through good voice-acting, and some very well-constructed fight scenes. Vi does not mess around, and proves more than capable of going toe-to-toe with the biggest and baddest both Piltover and Zaun have to offer. Animated combat often lacks the impact of live-action – it’s an almost inevitable result of the medium – but that is not the case here. Blows pack a real punch, if you see what I mean. 

However, there were a number of elements which did hamper the show, and for me, left it short of Seal of Approval level. I mentioned above the reliance on over-familiar tropes. This extends to dialogue which sometimes topples over into clichés, e.g. Vi telling Powder, “What makes you different makes you strong.” Pardon me if I roll my eyes and quote Chuck Pahluniak in response, “You’re not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You’re the same decaying organic matter as everything else.” I also didn’t like the use of indie rock and rap music, finding it too distracting and not a good fit for the environment. I like Imagine Dragons as much as the next person, but… This felt too much like a soundtrack CD in search of a film. Contrast the fight at the end of episode 7 (I think?), accompanied instead by orchestral music, which is perhaps the best in the entire show.

Still, there are absolutely no shortage of strong female characters, even past the sisters. For example, Caitlyn Kiramman, the daughter of a noble family who taken on the difficult job of policing the streets, or Mel Medarda and her mother. While the society portrayed in the show has its issues, gender (and race) don’t appear to be among them, rarely even cropping up. I’ve tended to skip a lot of the Netflix animated shows, for one reason or another, but this definitely was not a waste of time. The way it finishes though… I can’t discuss it in depth for spoiler reasons. But if they hadn’t already announced a second series is coming, I would be severely peeved. I hate that kind of ending in books, and it works no better in a TV show. Do better next time, please.

Dir: Pascal Charrue, Arnaud Delord
Star (voice): Hailee Steinfeld, Ella Purnell, Kevin Alejandro, Jason Spisak

Shadow Corps, by Justin Sloan

Literary rating: ★★½
Kick-butt quotient: ☆☆☆☆

After a brisk start, this fades into mediocrity, half space opera (that would include the “space dragon”) and half LitRPG. The latter was particularly unexpected, and poorly integrated into the rest of the story. I mean, you’re supposed to be fighting with the fate of the galaxy at stake. Why do you need to level up in order to get abilities? It’s like recruiting the best fighters from across the universe, then sending them into battle unarmed, because they don’t have the necessary experience points yet. No. You should give them all the best tools, right from the get-go, simply because it will help them survive. It just doesn’t make sense.

Anyway, this begins in better shape, with an alien invasion of Earth already well under way, and it largely under the heel of The Syndicate. The LRR – Last Remaining Resistance – are trying to fight back, and among their members is Samantha, a sixteen-year-old girl who can barely remember a time when she wasn’t fighting from her life. However, she is snatched off Earth by Hadrian, to become part of an elite team, comprised of multiple different intergalactic races. For The Syndicate are basically small fry compared to the true Big Bad, who have already destroyed many worlds and races, including Hadrian’s. Earth is among the planets now coming up on their “to do” list.

It kinda reads like a more serious version of Guardians of the Galaxy, with Samantha in the Star-Lord role. She ends up becoming appointed leader of the group, despite her lack of age and experience, and has to meld the disparate personalities into a cohesive whole. Though, to be honest, she doesn’t really do much “leading.” and everyone more or less just does their thing. Indeed, I’d be hard pushed to point out much in the way of Samantha’s development as a character over the course of the book. Well, apart from the obvious levelling-up that occupies a chunk in the middle. If my teenage self had been vacuumed up off Earth and dropped in the middle of an interstellar conflict, I suspect it would likely have changed me, just a bit.

I can’t argue about the action here, and Sloan does have a better handle on this than the characters. Despite my slightly mocking tone above, the space dragon actually sounds pretty bad-ass, though you only get to read about it in full effect, at the end. It perhaps should have been more like the Death Star: destroy a planet or two, to establish its credentials. Despite the copious amount of firefights and hand-to-hand battles, I never felt particularly concerned about the safety of Samantha, or any of the team. Maybe one or two minor characters could have been killed off to give a sense of danger which seemed oddly lacking, given the copious amounts of collateral damage? But the lack of emotional investment would still likely have capped any connection.

Author: Justin Sloan
Publisher: Elder Tree Press, available through Amazon, both as a paperback and an e-book
1 of 4 in the Shadow Corps series.

Girls With Guns Calendars 2022

Welcome to our 12th annual round-up of girls with guns calendars (though only the past nine still exist, the first three having been port of the GWG forum, which had be put down due to spam!). It’s always an indication that the year is coming to an end, and 2021 has been… interesting. Not necessarily in a good way, as I ended up spending my first night in hospital ever. Thanks, COVID-19! All better now though; let’s hope 2022 proves less of an issue there! And what better way to look forward to the new year, than with a calendar?

As ever, some depart and others arrive. Apparently lost from last year are Alpha Gun Angels, whose website is now down, and Facebook hasn’t been updated since March. But there are still quite a few for your browsing pleasure. Therefore, below, you’ll find prices (generally excluding shipping), sample images and links to purchase for all the calendars we could find. We’ll add more if we see them, feel free to email us if you know of any others. 

TAC GIRLS

TacGirls.com – $18.95

“The Tactical Girls® 2022 Bikini Gun Calendar is our Best Girls and Guns Calendar yet, with 13 months of beautiful girls and exotic weaponry! Every 2022 Tactical Girls Calendar comes with a 12X24 mini Poster insert with the cover girl Diamond D – It slides out of the calendar, no tearing or staples to pull. The 2022 Tactical Girls Calendar brings you 13 months of gorgeous models with some of the world’s most exotic weaponry in realistic tactical settings. The 2022 Tactical Girls Calendar includes the Cadex CDX-50 Tremor Rifle, the Kel-Tec Sub CQB integrally suppressed carbine and the DSA SPR, the most accurate FAL ever made. These, along with a variety of AR-15 carbines, battle rifles, shotguns, pistols and sniper rifles make for a perfect Holiday gift for the Marine, Soldier, Sailor, Airman, Police Officer, Shooting Enthusiast, Hunter, Airsoft Player or History buff on your list. Fill that 2 foot square empty space on your Man Cave, garage, barracks or tent wall with 13 months of Girls and Guns. 

10% of the print run of this calendar is donated to deployed soldiers and organizations that support them, notably AmericanSnipers.org.”

LIBERTY BELLES

LibertyBellesUSA.com – $14.95

“1778 is a rough year for the American rebellion and Washington’s men are freezing in their Valley Forge encampment. Never fear, the camp following Liberty Belles are here to warm them up.  Get ready for another year as they pose for liberty and the right to bear arms, shoulders, and legs. Each month, the ladies portray important female figures (both famous and obscure) who nonetheless fought along side the men during the war that birthed our nation. The design for this 2022 calendar is inspired by Benjamin Franklin’s “Poor Richard’s Almanac.” It features a Lunar calendar, a measurement tool on the side, and a bit of important wisdom from our first president & founder, George Washington, and —of course as always— girls with firearms.  This calendar also showcases the dates for some of the most infamous battles of the revolution. Only Federally observed  holidays are included in this calendar. The calendar also includes a 12″ x 18″ centerfold pull out poster”

GUNS AND GIRLS

GunsAndGirlsCalendar.com – $19.95

The 2022 GUNS AND GIRLS wall calendar is packed with beautiful pin up models and many of today’s most popular weapons, everything from handguns to AR-15’s. This 16 month large format calendar is 17″x 28″ when hung up and a perfect gift for any Armed Service Member, Police Officer or Shooting Enthusiast. Also includes a bonus 12 month poster inside giving you two calendars in one package!

ZAHAL GIRLS

zahal.org – $???

The website doesn’t have the 2022 calendar for sale at this point, but according to a Facebook post on the Zahal page from August 30, it “is almost ready and it’s going to be hot.” So I’m still going to include it here for now! I’m sure the site will be updated as and when it’s available.

WEAPON OUTFITTERS

WeaponOutfitters.com

As last year, they are doubling their potential sales by offering two versions. The PG-13 version ($24,95) is “Featuring several returning favorites and a few fresh faces,”, while the NSFW version ($34.95), has some of the same models – presumably wearing less! – but also some other faces.

 

DILLON PRECISION

DillonPrecision.com – $14.99

The website says absolutely nothing about the product, except to inform you that “calendars are shipping now.” They seem to be operating on the basis that a picture is worth a thousand words. :) This picture, in particular.

WILD DAKOTA GIRLS

wilddakotagirls.com – $14.95

Seem to be embracing their inner GWG a bit more than last year, going by the cover of this year’s edition! It’s still also for a good cause, with the profits going towards the fight against breast cancer. A worthwhile endeavour. Be a shame if anything were to happen to these puppies. :)

GIRLS AND GUNS

Available through Amazon, $11.99

“For Men, Boys, Booty, Butts, And Guns Lovers. Keep track of your schedule with this wonderful calendar. This calendar will help you stay organized while expressing your personal style.”

Women With Guns

Poster Foundry, $14.99

“Large 18 Month Calendar Monthly Full Color Thick Paper Pages Folded Ready To Hang Planner Agenda 18×12 inch.” I dunno, they maybe didn’t quite cram in enough search engine keywords to their description?

Girls vs. Guns

From Ebay, $23.85

“Feel more organized with just a glance at your wall. Covers 18 months from January 2022 to June 2023, giving you the full 12 months for 2022 plus 6 extra months of 2023 for convenient year-round planning, appointments, and scheduling. Printed on premium paper with vibrant inks for beautiful, rich colors. Easy to write on as a planner at your work desk, in a classroom or as a family organizer. 2022 calendars make great gifts for birthdays and holidays too.”

HENS AND GUNS

Email [email protected] to order, £13.00

Another charity effort, this one seems to have been around for a while – they talk on their Facebook page about this being their second year, but also mention a 2015 calendar. So I’m a bit confused. But as the only British GWG calendar I could find, they definitely deserve some love!