★★★
“Ship shape.”
Ines Robles (Intile) wakes from unconsciousness to find herself on board a boat in the middle of the ocean, with no memory of what happened to her. The rest of the crew are dead, apparently in a violent manner, and she’s unable to raise help on the radio. Worse is to follow. A party of British soldiers, under the “command” – quotes used advisedly – of a scientist, Doctor Claire (Alfonsin), arrive on board. Their intentions are dubious, and their actions even more questionable. However, it turns out that Ines has some unexpected advantages in the resulting battle, as a result of what happened on the ship, before she came round. Whatever that might be.
This is a small-scale item, which unfolds entirely on the confines of the boat, and does well at generating a dank and claustrophobic atmosphere. Without, please note, burying everything in darkness, like some film-makers think is how you go about creating that “atmosphere”. The other thing which was particularly interesting was its Argentinean origins. As soon as I saw the British soldiers arrive, I immediately made a connection to the war between the two countries over the Falklands in 1982. Not least, because a wall calendar on the ship is from that exact year. Though mostly because Ines is busy trying to survive, period colour is generally slight in the main. Until it isn’t. Look, I’m trying to avoid spoilers here, so pardon me if I am reduced to hints and vague waving of my hands.
It’s possible you might be able to piece together where things are going before the film explains things explicitly. Or, more or less explicitly, because I’m not sure all the pieces we are given, fit neatly into the scenario. For example, I don’t think it’s ever quite clear who (or what) was responsible for the deaths of Ines’s crew-mates. I’m guessing there may have been more to the experience they went through, than was shown on screen, or remembered by Ines. At least the film does a decent enough job of avoiding the cliches, such as having her memories come back as necessary, or Ines finding a convenient video diary left by another member of the crew.
Instead, it’s Freddie Mercury who leads to the moment of revelation for all concerned. And if that doesn’t make any sense, it’s probably all for the best. Sorry, more hand-waving. I will deduct some points for the poster, which does over-sell the contents to some degree. Ines never really “hunts”, certainly until the final few minutes (though it runs a brisk 72 in total, so is unlikely to outstay its welcome). If not quite what I expected from the advertising, it proved to be different in an interesting way, and I’m always prepared to cut a film for slack in that direction. I’d recommend going in with as few expectations as possible, and just go along with wherever the movie wants to take you.
Dir: Daniel de la Vega
Star: Verónica Intile, Carolina Alfonsín, Kevin Schiele, Raymond E. Lee


This is a prequel to Argentinian cop movie
This should be right up my alley. For it’s a grungy, post-apocalyptic story of revenge, which is heavy both on the carnage and the nudity. Throw in disapproving reviews containing lines like, “Downright nasty movie that takes all the worst bits of exploitation cinema and proudly puts it on display,” or “Scavenger is truly appalling,” and you’ll understand why it was fast-tracked for viewing. However, the weird thing is… those reviews aren’t wrong – it is a bad movie, just not for the reasons they espouse. The bigger problem is simply poor execution, in a way that manages to take the sex ‘n’ violence, and make it all painfully dull. Of all the cinematic sins, that’s one I find hard to forgive.
This begins, literally, with a bang. We first meet the heavily pregnant Maria (Docampo), carrying a rifle and preparing to leave her house. A man rises from the floor, and after a struggle for the gun, it goes off, and he drops back down. She hits the road in their pick-up truck, fearful of what she had done, and intending to head back to Naicó, the town where she was born. However, it’s not long before the people she meets on the road, seek to dissuade her from going there. It seems like everyone has a weird story about why her destination is not a good idea, from mysterious lights that abduct you, to a cult of blond people with possible Nazi connections.
Turns out, interesting is not the same as good or entertaining. Who knew? If you watch this unaware, as I did, you are certainly going to be very,
The film begins with an Argentinian school-trip to a volcanic area, which goes badly wrong when one of the schoolgirls, Cornelia, vanishes. Despite an extensive search, all that’s found is her locket. 14 years later, the missing girl’s best friend, Pipa (Lopilato), is now a cop, channeling the guilt she still feels about Cornelia’s disappearance and her role in it, into work. After a mass to mark the anniversary of the incident, Cornelia’s mother visits Pipa, begging her to re-open the case. Despite initial qualms, she does so, only to find a restaurant-sized can of worms comes along with it. Pipa finds herself facing a serious criminal organization, under the control of a woman known as The Mermaid (Salamanca), whose tentacles stretch both around the world and into the past.
This crisp little Argentinian film clocks in at 70 minutes – not even enough to be considered a feature by the Screen Actors Guild. You’ll understand, therefore, there isn’t much fat on its bones. Virginia (Cardinali) has left her husband, taking daughter, Rebecca (Duranda), with her. But a moment’s inattention at a gas-station proves fatal, as Rebecca is abducted, and Virginia’s car driven off the road during the subsequent pursuit. Brought back (from the dead?) by a mysterious stranger (Ferro), she is told Rebecca has been chosen by a religious cult as a sacrifice. It’s up to Virginia to stop them, and she can let no-one get in her way. Which becomes an issue, for we quickly find out, she is not the only mother looking to recover a child from the cult – and, it appears, only one can succeed.

I have no problem with rape/revenge movies, providing the balance is skewed more towards the revenge than the rape. Ms. 45, for example, has about five minutes of rape and 60 of revenge. This is fine by me. I am all about the revenge, which should be nasty and brutal, exactly what sexual predators deserve. Actually, so should the rape be, because portraying it any other way is very, very questionable. But that’s something which hardly needs depicting: I’m quite happy taking it as read, thank you very much. Here, the depicted brutalization of four young women goes on far longer than necessary to serve any
It’s amusing to see that even New Concorde – who released it – don’t seem to have watched the film, their website describing it as “about the legendary lost tribe of warrior women”. Er, no: the A word doesn’t actually get used in the movie, which is really about the quest for a legendary sword, the only thing which stands between an evil sorcerer and world domination.