Let’s be completely clear. 2023 was a dismal year for the genre, probably the worst in the decade or so I’ve been doing these annual previews. Of all the films listed in last year’s piece, there was not a single one – of those which actually showed up – that was half-way decent. Mind you, I haven’t seen The Marvels yet. I kinda lost the will to live for that one, having failed to complete the necessary homework of all those TV series on Disney+. I’ll maybe get round to it… eventually. It was a dismal flop at the box-office, but still remains the closest thing to a hit for an action heroine this year, albeit barely reaching the year-end top thirty. After that? The holdover of Everything Everywhere All at Once was the only other in the top hundred. At #100.
Will 2024 be better? I think it might be, albeit partly because it would be hard pushed to be any worse. There is one obvious tent-pole entry, though I have some qualms about it, and below that, the usual slew of maybes and possibles. Let’s tear in, with the usual caveat that all release dates are vague, approximate and subject to change at a moment’s whim. I’ve also not included a few entries which are apparently scheduled for next year, but about which little or nothing is known, such as The Old Guard 2.
Ballerina (June 7)
Not to be confused with the Korean movie of the same name, this is the John Wick prequel, focusing on Eve, played by Ana de Armas. The storyline revealed so far seems largely boilerplate: “A young female assassin seeks revenge against the people who killed her family.” However, its presence in the Wick-iverse certainly elevates it, and the director is Len Wiseman, best known for his work on the Underworld franchise. So he clearly knows his way around an action heroine. Hell, he married one. :)
Breathe (TBA)
You had me at Milla Jovovich. “Air-supply is scarce in the near future, forcing a mother and daughter to fight to survive when two strangers arrive desperate for an oxygenated haven.” Neither mother nor daughter are actually Milla, however, so I’m going to presume she’s one of the strangers. While we’re on the topic of Jovovich, what happened to George R.R. Martin adaptation In the Lost Lands, starring her and Dave Bautista? It’s supposedly has been in post-production since last January, but the IMDb doesn’t even give it a year any more. Weird.
Christie the Movie (TBA)
This one is still listed as being in pre-production as of September, and the cast list on the IMDb doesn’t even mention the lead actress (which a still shows as Janessa A. Morgan). But what’s interesting is that this is based on cult series Get Christie Love! which originally aired on TV in the mid-seventies: we reviewed the pilot here. I’d certainly not mind seeing a movie version, but the general lack of information leaves me doubtful this will see the light of day next year.
Damsel (March 8)
Dieter brought this one to my attention, and after the trailer looked somewhat ho-hum for much of its running time, the end – more or less, the still at the top of this article – did get my attention. It will star Netflix’s favourite young woman, Millie Bobby-Brown (of Enola Holmes), as “A dutiful damsel [who] agrees to marry a handsome prince, only to find the royal family has recruited her as a sacrifice to repay an ancient debt. Thrown into a cave with a fire-breathing dragon, she must rely on her wits and will to survive.” The last time we saw one of those subversive fairy tales, it was The Princess, and was great. So fingers crossed…
Echo 8 (TBA)
“An assassin flashes between a nightmarish dream and her reality at a secret underground organization. When her latest mission involves killing a grieving mother, she discovers her target is closer to home than she realizes-much closer.” This is a low-budget labour of love for star Maria Tran, who also co-directed (with her husband Takashi Hara), edited, produced and worked on the fight choreography.
Furiosa (May 24)
There it is. The prequel to the god-tier work which was Mad Max: Fury Road, though with Anya Taylor-Joy replacing Charlize Theron. The trailer for this came in for some criticism when it came out, in particular due to the shaky nature of some CGI elements. Given how the practical approach of Fury Road was one of its outstanding elements, this is understandable. Hopefully it’s something they can fix in post-production. My other concern is Taylor-Joy, who doesn’t have much pedigree in action, and based on the trailer, does not have the same physical presence as Theron. However, it is an origin story, and I would expect the character arc to reflect this. In George We Trust. This may end up being a rare cinema trip for us.
Griselda (January 25)
I’ve not typically included TV series in this feature, but feel this one deserves an exception. We’ve previously a number of films regarding drug-lord Griselda Blanco, both dramatizations of her life and documentaries. This is the former, being a Netflix miniseries, with Sofia Vergara in the lead role. This feels a bit of a double-edged sword. She’s Colombian, like Griselda. But she’ll always be Gloria from Modern Family to us. I think this one might be just a little more blood-spattered though, coming as it does from the makers of Narcos.
Mr. and Mrs. Smith (February 2)
As with Griselda, the TV series remake of the 2005 movie of the same name deserves inclusion. Maya Erskine and Donald Glover star as the marriage couple who are also spies, though based on the trailer, it seems like it begins with them separate. The synopsis offers a different direction too: ” Two strangers land jobs with a spy agency that offers them a life of espionage, wealth, and travel. The catch: new identities in an arranged marriage.” Erskine isn’t exactly Angelina Jolie, so we’ll see.
Rebel Moon – Part 2: The Scargiver (April 19)
The follow-up to part one looks set to continue the story of Kota, who has now assembled her band of rebels to take on the evil empire of the Motherworld. I imagine we can expect more of the same as what we’ve seen so far. Which would be spiffy visuals, albeit accompanying a plot which could use rather more originality. The jury is likely still out on whether Zack Snyder will get his desired cinematic universe of this. Didn’t work out too well for Army of the Dead.
Seize Them! (UK April 5)
The synopsis sounds promising: “Queen Dagan is toppled by a revolution led by Humble Joan . The Queen becomes a fugitive in her own land, and must face hardship and danger as she embarks on a voyage to win back her throne.” However, it is a comedy – the cast include Nick Frost and Jessica Hynes, both out of the Edgar Wright nexus. So how much actual action will be involved here is uncertain: I’m still going to watch it.
The Street Avenger (December 24)
“When a young girl being raised by a single father loses him to gang violence, she tries to take the law into her own hands and finds out being a vigilante is nothing like she reads about in the comics… This is a raw, action-packed adventure that shows the inner strength of a young woman that will stop at nothing to avenge her father.” Okay, I am interested. But let’s see if the makers can deliver on everything the promised in that synopsis…
Tomb Raider: The Legend of Lara Croft (TBA)
Another Netflix series, this will be an animated show, with Hayley Atwell voicing Lara. Not much information, beyond that the series “Follows heroine Lara Croft as she explores new territory.” There is a “First Look” video available, which is included as part of the watch-list below: the animations looks quite nice. Hopefully it’ll be an improvement over the underwhelming Alicia Vikander version of the character.
Trigger Warning (TBA)
Out of the “long in production” file comes this Jessica Alba vehicle, with the following synopsis: “A traumatized veteran who inherits her grandfather’s bar and faces a moral dilemma after learning the truth behind his untimely death.” Filming on this apparently wrapped back in October 2021, so quite what the hold-up, I don’t know. It’s supposed to be a Netflix release, but we’ll see.


Welcome to our 14th annual round-up of girls with guns calendars. We really need to get out more. :) It’s an indication that another year is nearly in the books. GWG-wise, it has been very quiet, with hardly any theatrical releases to speak of. More of that when we do our 2024 preview next month. Amusing to read last year’s round-up, where I talked excitedly about possibly moving to a different state in 2023. Didn’t happen. Still here. 2024, on the other hand… But I’ve learned my lesson, and will say nothing more predictive than “We’ll see…”









Mission: Impossible 2 (2000) – Thandie Newton as Nyah Nordoff-Hall
Mission: Impossible – Fallout (2018) – Vanessa Kirby as Alanna Mitsopolis, the White Widow
With a lot of voice-overs, the style feels reminiscent of Dragnet, which had been a very popular show for most of the fifties. Each episode opens with a stern reminder: “Presented as a tribute to the Bureau of Policewomen, Police Department, City of New York,” and centre on the cases worked by Patricia “Casey” Jones (Garland). As the title suggests, most of them involve Jones going undercover in some guise. That covers an extremely broad range of assignments, from a photographer to a junkie, a nurse to a blackmailer, a high society girl to a prisoner. However, some of the episodes do not require such subterfuge, though there is a tendency for these crimes she is given for investigation to be fairly gynocentric, e.g. trying to find a delinquent father.
This article was inspired by my mild irritation at documentary film 
This bio-pic of aviator Amy Johnson appeared in British cinemas a scant eighteen months after she disappeared over the River Thames. That put its release squarely in the middle of World War II, and explains its nature which, in the later stages, could certainly be called propaganda. There’s not many other ways to explain pointed lines like “Our great sailors won the freedom of the seas. And it’s up to us to win the freedom of the skies. This is first said during a speech given by Johnson in Australia, then repeated at the end, over a rousing montage of military marching and flying. I almost expected it to end with, “Do you want to know more?”
It’s interesting to compare the approach taken in this biopic of aviation heroine Amy Johnson, made in 1984, with the one over 40 years earlier (and shortly after her death) in
It’s always interesting to look back at the
Dominique: Rise of the Phoenix (January)
Night Train (January 13)










But it turned out to be only the beginning. It seemed that everywhere I looked, there was another film about Joan, waiting to be found. A 1957 filmed stage play, shown on television of the time. A pre-war propaganda piece made by the Third Reich film office. A contemporary take, in which Joan becomes a right-wing political terrorist. Or all the way back to 1900, when legendary pioneer Georges Méliès made a short film, potentially the first biopic. Finally, I had to stop looking, simply because I needed this project to go to press. It remains incomplete. There are still items I’ve been unable to locate, such as 1999’s experimental feature, Wired Angel. But it has been an interesting enterprise. I think I’ve learned that, like many legendary figures from history, people will see in Joan what they want to see. The historical narrative is, as we’ll see, incomplete, and the gaps are open to personal interpretation.
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I generally make it a rule not to review foreign movies without subtitles, simply because it’s difficult to judge them reasonably if you can’t understand them. I made an exception for this 1929 French film for a couple of reasons. Firstly, it’s silent, so comprehension is limited only to the intertitles: I can read the language better than I can understand it spoken. Also, it was approximately the eleven millionth version of the Joan of Arc story I’d seen in the past month: I think I had a pretty good handle on the plot by this point. Boy, am I glad I did, because it’s the best silent film I’ve seen, albeit in my quite limited experience of them.
History has largely forgotten this version, in favour of Carl Theodor Dreyer’s La Passion de Jeanne d’Arc. Both movies were produced concurrently, interest in the topic apparently having been spurred by the canonization of Joan at the start of the twenties, and the approaching 500th anniversary of the events in her life. However, delays during filming meant this adaptation was beaten to the cinema by Dreyer’s. It perhaps was also impacted commercially by the arrival of the new-fangled “talkies”, leaving silent movies like this looking old-fashioned. Half a century later, the film was eventually restored, and can be found on YouTube as well as
Then there’s the burning at the stake, another scene which came uncomfortably close to historical accuracy for Genevois. “The moment the wood caught fire I yelled ‘It burns!’ [The director] Marco was so sure I was afraid, that he did nothing at all. All of a sudden the cameraman, Gaston Brun, shouted ‘She’s burning!’ and everyone ran towards me, because I was tied up and couldn’t budge. I was very frightened.” Even putting that aside, there’s no denying the emotional wallop it packs, particularly in the extended shot of Joan walking towards her death: Simone’s face, again, sells this in a way which left me genuinely distraught. This doesn’t happen often, and never before while watching any silent movie.
It’s basically impossible to separate this from the time and place in which it was made: that being Nazi Germany, just a few years before the outbreak of World War II. The portrayal of, not only Johanna/Joan of Arc, but the rest of the participants, has to be read in this light. It certainly explains why neither the English nor the French sides exactly come over as covered in glory. From the former camp, we have Lord Talbot, who is cruel to an almost cartoonish degree. On the latter we have King Charles VII (Gründgens), who is cynical to a fault, and has no qualms at all about using Joan when convenient, then discarding her when she isn’t.
This was originally a French play, L’Alouette, written by Jean Anouilh in 1952. Three years later, a translated version was brought to Broadway, where it ran for 226 performances from November 1955 until June 1956. Julie Harris played Joan, and there was quite a star-studded cast behind her, including Boris Karloff as Bishop Cauchon, Christopher Plummer and Theodore Bikel. It was critically acclaimed, Harris winning that year’s Tony Award as Best Leading Actress, and Karloff being nominated as Best Leading Actor. The following February, a TV adaptation was screened in the United, though wasn’t the first or the last such. In November 1956, the BBC screened their version, with Hazel Penwarden as Joan, and a supporting cast including Michael Caine. Additionally, 1958 saw an Australian version, though it seems notable only for having Olivia Newton-John’s father in the cast.
The above refers to the title, and in particular “The Battles”. It is a solid two hours before anything more than handfuls of English and French troops lobbing rocks at each other show up. So if you are here for large-scale spectacle, keep on walking. You will be disappointed. I had a certain idea of what to expect, having seen Rivette’s immediately preceding film La Belle Noiseuse. Admittedly, I saw it largely because I had the hots for Emmanuelle Beart at the time. Otherwise, a four-hour movie, containing lengthy sequences of real-time painting would probably not have been on my radar. But I kinda liked its languid pace (the copious Beart nudity didn’t hurt, let’s be honest!), and so was prepared for things in this to unfold at a similarly leisurely pace.
Just as part 1,
Pun mot intended, but the reality is, we know very little for sure about Joan of Arc. Not even what she looked like in detail, for there are no surviving portraits of her, dating from when she was alive. The facts about her life are equally as uncertain, because everything about Joan was subject to spin, depending on who was talking, when they were saying it, and what agenda they sought to achieve. Because everybody involved
I initially intended to review this and its sequel, Jeanme, by Dumont as one entity, for a couple of reasons. They really only work as a single item. This confused the hell out me, because the second film turned up on a streaming service by itself. Five minutes in, I was so confused, I started searching the Internet, only to find I had, in effect, joined a movie already two hours in progress. Also, I suspected I would be hard-pushed to deliver 500 words on
I liked this considerably better than its predecessor. Part of that was, perhaps, knowing what to expect going in: a minimalist retelling, with occasional musical numbers. Except, this proved rather more than minimalist (though still very restrained), and there was hardly any singing at all. Curse you, Dumont, for confounding my expectations. It begins, much as Jeanette ended: with a lot of standing around in sand-dunes, chatting. However, the cast this time cannot be counted on the fingers of one hand, and there aren’t any staggeringly bad performances to take you out of the movie. You still don’t get any great battles. Instead, these are basically represented by team dressage, two groups of horses and riders, swirling around near each other.
Joan is always a figure who has the potential to be co-opted into other times and locations. Recently, we reviewed 
Yeah, I’ll confess to having Laura Branigan’s eighties hit running through my head on repeat almost the entire movie, even if its lyrics can only be tangentially tied to it. What also struck me is how strong of an influence this was on Luc Besson’s Leon, especially at the beginning. I mean: a criminal gang takes out an entire family in a New York tenement, except for one child, as punishment for the father having tried to steal from them. That survivor takes refuge with a very reluctant neighbour with mob ties, who then has to protect the child as they move about the city. There’s even a scene where one of the gang fires his gun at a nosy resident.
Nineteen years after the original, four-time Oscar nominated director Lumet opted to remake Cassavetes’s movie. Though by some accounts, it was more a case of him wanting to work, rather than being particularly attracted to the project. If the results are anything to go by, he should have stayed at home. For the film was a bomb, and leading lady Stone received a Razzie nomination for her efforts. I wouldn’t have said she was that bad, though she’s clearly not at the same level as Gina Rowlands in the original. It does also address some of what I felt were its’ predecessor’s weaknesses. However, it tones down the central character, and this helps lead to what you’d be hard-pressed to argue is other than an inferior product overall.
While this is not an “official” remake of Gloria, it’s so damn close that I have no problem considering it as one. Writer/director Gaston seems to have… um, a bit of a track record in this area, shall we say. She previously appeared here by directing 
It’s somewhat ironic that John Carpenter was originally supposed to direct this. However, after The Thing tanked at the box-office, he was let go from the project, and replaced by the more commercially “safe” Lester. The irony being that The Thing is now regarded (rightfully) as one of the greatest scifi/horror films of all time, while this is… not. It’s very much a mid-tier Stephen King adaptation, far less well remembered than the similarly themed The Dead Zone, from around the same time. I can understand why: it’s lumbering when it needs to be taut, needlessly coming in a little shy of two hours, and only comes to life at the end, when a pissed-off Drew gets enough XP to learn her Level 3 Fireball spell.
I must admit: While I always found the premise for Stephen King’s 1980 novel Firestarter interesting, I never read the book. 500 small-printed pages are just too much for me. The story itself shares some of its DNA with Carrie, with the difference that this here is about a younger child, not an adolescent, and instead of telekinesis the girl knows pyrokinesis, meaning she can create fire from nowhere and control it. It could be argued that King was just kind of re-using ideas from Carrie, making less of an effort to create something original as he did with other material. Opinions on the story seem to be split. Some think it’s a great novel, of the usual King quality; others think it’s a typical work from the time when King was writing as if he were on the run, and striking while the iron was hot (honestly, I don’t really see he has slowed down so much over the years).
Firestarter is a strange beast with a difficult task: Retaining the core of the original story but not being to close too the orignal movie. Paying tribute to current political correctness, yet not changing the original material too much. For most of the time, they do fine, I’d say. Some changes did catch my eye: the conflict between the parents wasn’t there, as far as I remember, in the original movie. The mother wants Charlene to train so she can control her powers, the father would rather she suppress them, for who knows what may come out of them being released? In contrast, the original spent more time with Dad and daughter in the lab, the evil Rainbird slowly gaining Charlie’s confidence in order to kill her when appropriate. It went more for slow menacing tension – also the approach of King’s novel – while this plays more as a “fugitives-on-the-run” scenario.
Having watched both versions of the film, I followed up by reading the book on which they were based. Despite my general fondness for horror, I haven’t read very much Stephen King: this is only the second novel of his, after Salem’s Lot. First thought: at 576 pages in the mass paperback edition, it’s quite a door-stopper, and you can see the problems in adapting a work of that size into a movie. Inevitably, a lot of the detail and nuance is going to be excised. There’s no doubt, the 1984 version is more faithful; the 2022 adaptation takes the basic concept of a young girl with pyrokinetic powers, on the run from the government with her father, and does its own thing, more or less.