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Vampires and Werewolves and PVC, oh my!
Dir: Len Wiseman
Stars: Kate Beckinsale, Scott Speedman, Shane Brolly, Bill Nighy
The day before this opened, we watched a "documentary" on AMC, entitled Fang vs. Fiction: The Real Underworld of Vampires and Werewolves. Quotes used advisedly, as they must be when the program interviewed someone who said he was a werewolf. Regrettably, despite our yelling at the TV, he refused to transform on camera, claiming it was too taxing. Wuss. What it did demonstrate was that the old stereotypes are alive and well - or at least undead and well. And so it is with Underworld: the vampires all dress in black, and mope around a mansion like 18th-century slackers. Not what I'd be doing if I was an immortal. Which is probably why I amn't.
A bit of an exception is Selene (Beckinsale), a "death dealer", part of a team of vampires who go out and hunt down werewolves - the two races have been at war for the past fourteen centuries. When she discovers a party of lycanthropes following a human, Michael Corvin (Speedman), she realises something is up, and uncovers a plot to create a vamp-wolf hybrid. She awakens her mentor, Viktor (Nighy) from his slumber 100 years too soon, which brings down the wrath of clan leader Kraven (Broly), who is 'suspicious' in more ways than one. Add her growing feelings for Corvin, and life is going to be kinda complex for Selene.
There's a lot to admire about this film. Beckinsale is great, and the look of the film far surpasses what you'd expect from the budget ($20m) - it's filmed in an almost monochrome way, and this makes sense, given it takes place almost entirely at night. The script holds together elements which feel supernatural, with a healthy dose of science: no garlic, no holy water, and no crosses here, but daylight and silver still do the job, however.
What doesn't work, on any level, is the Selene-Corvin relationship, which is never given any reason to blossom as it does. Worse, still, though the film is told largely from Selene's point of view, at the end, it's Corvin who has to battle against The Big Bad [and I'd best not say who that is; the film takes delight in pulling the carpet out from under the viewer]. Sure, Selene gets to deliver the coup de grace - and impressively so - but reducing the heroine to someone left holding her man's coat, is mostly why this one doesn't get our seal of approal. Making it even more embarrassing, by this stage, the hero looks like a blue version of the Incredible Hulk.
And that's a shame, since the first half in particular is a joy to behold. It hits the ground running, with a subway shootout that will likely leave your popcorn quietly forgotten in your lap, and Selene's independent and feisty streak is swiftly established, rapidly winning us over. Also worthy of praise is Nighy, who exudes exactly the sort of aristocratic grumpiness you'd expect from an immortal being who has just been shaken roughly awake. Neither Speedman nor Broly make any impression at all - the former is perhaps more forgivable (he's a mere human, after all), but you'd expect a vampire leader to ooze charisma and personality. Or at least have one...
The most obvious influences are Blade 2 - not least in the Eastern European setting (for the dark streets of Prague, read the dark streets of Budapest; both are now overused, we need to discover a new continent or something) - and The Matrix, with Beckinsale dressing like Carrie-Anne Moss on her way to Goth-Industrial Nite. Plenty of slow-mo and wirework enhance the feeling that this is a particularly murky corner of the Wachowski Brothers world.
There are some plot points which are never quite explained. At one point, Selene hides Corvin in a safe house, which then mysteriously comes under attack from the lycanthropes. How did they know? Why the werewolves don't take advantage of the daylight, and avoid moving around at night when the vampires are about? It probably also gets rather too embroiled in creating an entire society and culture for the vampires, explaining stuff not necessary to a 90-minute movie - that's why it's actually a 121-minute movie.
And, some lawyers believe, not an original one. Sony are being sued by game makers White Wolf, who allege 60 points of copyright infringement with their games. Personally, this sounds like a cheap publicity ploy, but to add to the tension, Beckinsale left the father of her child, Michael Sheen, who plays the head of the werewolves, and is now shacked up with the film's director, Len Wiseman. Bet that made for a cheerful wrap party.
Overall, this is disappointing - however, only slightly so, and for most of the movie, it'll provide plenty to keep movie-goers with horror/action tendencies entertained. And we also got to see the trailer for Kill Bill and the sublime teaser for Resident Evil: Apocalypse (not what it appears at first!) - as female action heroine sessions go, a pretty good day's work.
[A lot of people seem to come here looking for info on the weapons Beckinsale used in the film. From what I've been told, she used a range of guns, including a Walther P99 9mm and the Beretta 92FS and/or 93R's. Hope this helps! :-)]
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